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[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Tue Jan 17, 2017 5:10 am

I was a Vaguely Foreignish Moniker™ for ages. Signing up here is what was the first change, now I just straight up go by entirely different names depending on the situation.
I have like eight names.

My first one was also a weird self-insert OC name. yay. it was also a Vaguely Foreignish Moniker™.

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Tue Jan 17, 2017 6:28 am

Is there a "Things You Want To Apologize For thread" thread?

Post by **DarkSurfer** » Tue Jan 17, 2017 8:04 am

http://www.awkwardzombie.com/forum/view ... f=2&t=4881

Airra · Post by **Airra** » Tue Jan 17, 2017 3:34 pm

Parkour should be a mandatory class in public schools so that we can finally have the fancy police chases that were common in a lot of older movies.

Rinoko · Post by **Rinoko** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 12:47 am

Welp

Nice knowing you America

Airra · Post by **Airra** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 2:15 am

Don't worry, I got this.

Kamak · Post by **Kamak** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 2:37 am

The moon is still falling in 3 days.

Cori · Post by **Cori** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 7:30 am

Abort abort ABORT

someone play the song of Half-Time so we have a bit longer to come up with a plan.

Kamak · Post by **Kamak** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 7:36 am

Sorry I think I played the wrong song.

Maybe Anju's grandma has a story that can get us out of this...

Valbrandur · Post by **Valbrandur** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 7:37 am

You may all be expecting the moon, but I'm expecting my spurs to jingle jangle.

Cori · Post by **Cori** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 5:31 pm

Goddamnit Kamak!

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Thu Jan 19, 2017 1:05 am

[6:57:34 PM] the werewhore: he is unfamiliar with my porn collection. IIRC I only ever sent ONE LINK
[6:57:41 PM] the werewhore: which is a pun
[6:57:49 PM] the werewhore: because Link from the LOZ was involved
[6:57:52 PM] wink winik wonk: I think you sent me that one as well
[6:58:24 PM] the werewhore: #WhenTateGetsDrinkyAndLinksHisWanky
[6:58:35 PM] wink winik wonk: I remember Link riding another boi and getting his Tingle stroked

everyone discuss Katie's (not that Katie) phrasing

also does this violate a rule
i feel like it does

remind me when I'm sober again

Kamak · Post by **Kamak** » Thu Jan 19, 2017 1:11 am

I didn't know we were talking to comic Katie this whole time.

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Fri Jan 20, 2017 1:35 am

Just had to call 5-second rule on half a pizza falling on the carpet where my laundry hamper usually sits.

Bachelor life.

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Sun Jan 22, 2017 4:35 am

When I got home from work, my roommate was in the kitchen and shouted at me as soon as I opened the door.

"TATE I'M MAKING MARGARITAS GET IN ON THIS"

i got so in on that and fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck i love margaritas

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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Don't ask how I got the Ocarina from Airra.

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You said not THAT Katie

it's the bee's knees

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