AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Normally, I'm able to just look at something, assume a selection of events that lead up to it, and then just accept the fact that it exists, but...


I really need some context, here.

Pies are in the oven, I will know how badly I fucked them up in one hour.

Exeres wrote:Pies are in the oven, I will know how badly I fucked them up in one hour.

Oooooo. What kind? Pumpkin? Apple? Mince Meach?

I'm making some bomb booty macaroni tomorrow. Like, I'm actually hype to wake up in the morning and make it.

LucarioLuvsMinecraft wrote:

Exeres wrote:Pies are in the oven, I will know how badly I fucked them up in one hour.

Oooooo. What kind? Pumpkin? Apple? Mince Meach?

Pumpkin, of course. Normal, unaltered pumpkin pie. Yes sir, no human flesh at all.

Oh, I was getting worried about that for a second.


... You gonna share?

I cant take this anymore

NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER EVEN COME CLOSE TO TASTING HUMAN FLESH, YOU SPOILED BRATS!!

I seriously cannot take more sensationalist shit about how this or that chain is serving human meat and these subhuman retards just soaking it up. NO FUCKING EUROPEAN OR AMERICAN HAS EVER EVEN TASTED HUMAN FLESH OUTSIDE OF SERIAL MURDER SINCE THE GODDAMN 1950S!!!

Just SHUT UP! Cook your own daisies food if you're so fucking terrified about what goes into chili!

I never heard anything about any place serving people meat outside of a random NPC comment in Fallout.

Airra wrote:I never heard anything about any place serving people meat outside of a random NPC comment in Fallout.

Oh no place does because they'd go to fucking jail if they did. My rant was inspired of the multitude of borderline retarded bloggers who try to pretend or stage having eaten human meat because a chance Google search brought me to them. On a side note, bloggers are the scum of the earth and should have their fingers broken.

And we are overlooking the fact that I referenced Chowder through the mention of Mince Meach Pie because...?

TheStranger wrote:On a side note, bloggers are the scum of the earth and should have their fingers broken.

Fair enough.

LucarioLuvsMinecraft wrote:And we are overlooking the fact that I referenced Chowder through the mention of Mince Meach Pie because...?

Chowhat?

I haven't had TV in fifteen years.

Airra wrote:

LucarioLuvsMinecraft wrote:And we are overlooking the fact that I referenced Chowder through the mention of Mince Meach Pie because...?

Chowhat?

I haven't had TV in fifteen years.

Yunno...
The Cartoon Network show with the purple cat/bear/rabbit?

Pretty sure no such show existed. I mean who would approve of something so ludicrous?

TBH I never liked Chowder. Too hyper, too loud, and they took Spongebob's thing of making hyper-detailed closeups and cranked it all the way up to overdone grossout territory

That whole era of CN shows were just weird. Camp Lazlo, Foster's, Flapjack, etc. Never cared for 'em.

Um...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chowder_(TV_series)