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Post by **Gryewolf** » Tue Nov 01, 2016 10:39 pm

Merry Christmas

Fryeguy · Post by **Fryeguy** » Wed Nov 02, 2016 4:31 pm

I guess its Christmas time now.

Merry Christmas everybody

The Nightman · Post by **The Nightman** » Wed Nov 02, 2016 6:56 pm

pop flyin' Boxing Day

Soapbar · Post by **Soapbar** » Thu Nov 03, 2016 12:28 am

i've been thinking about Greek myths.

specifically the part before the Trojan war, you all know how the story goes, two gods get married, everyone is invited except Eris and in a rage she throws a golden apple right in the middle of the wedding, causing Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite to fight over it. Zeus, not wanting to get nagged at by 2 goddesses more than he already is passes it off to Paris. All the goddesses decide to bribe him. Hera promises him to make him King of all Asia, Athena promises to make him the wisest of all men and invincible in war. Aphrodite? I'll let you steal another man's woman. Paris chooses Aphrodite.

first of all how can any man be that fucking thirsty jesus christ

second of all why would you ever do that right in front of Hera, the goddess of Marriage, who punishes people who are unfaithful to their spouses or otherwise treat them poorly, as Jason found out to his unfortunate demise, and as Zeus found out to his unfortunate endless exasperation.

third of all, Helen is married to the King of Sparta. Sparta, that militaristic Greek city state that is known for producing the most bad-booty soldiers of the Greek era, that take shit from nobody. the fuck do you think is going happen.

trojan war is really fucking stupid when you think about it.

Brekkjern · Post by **Brekkjern** » Thu Nov 03, 2016 4:31 pm

Soapbar · Post by **Soapbar** » Thu Nov 03, 2016 8:38 pm

Blitz Walrus · Post by **Blitz Walrus** » Fri Nov 04, 2016 8:00 am

Liraxus · Post by **Liraxus** » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:43 am

Zeus being a perv aside, would anyone be interested in an AZ Discord chat? The forum doesn't seem as busy as it once was, and I thought it'd be a nice way to get people in contact of eachother.

That and so I can post Peridot memes.

Airra · Post by **Airra** » Sat Nov 05, 2016 12:56 pm

I thought there already was a Discord chat.

Post by **Shad** » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:37 pm

There's an offshoot of the old AZ Skype chat but it's not an official AZ discord. Would you like me to make an official AZ Discord? I'd be okay with modding it!

Liraxus · Post by **Liraxus** » Sat Nov 05, 2016 10:18 pm

Do it and make me mod

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Airra · Post by **Airra** » Sun Nov 06, 2016 2:14 am

I get to be the resident peasant.

The Nightman · Post by **The Nightman** » Sun Nov 06, 2016 2:26 am

I'd join it and then promptly ruin it by spamming about wanting a hot dog.

Rinoko · Post by **Rinoko** » Tue Nov 08, 2016 11:09 pm

Well, it's been a good 240 years, America.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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