AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Exeres knows he can't take them on alone so he gives them food poisoning to weak them first, that way he has a chance of winning.

I'm moving to a new apartment and I didn't know I had so much shit. It's amazing how many boxes of crap I've packed down and thinking about it, I haven't even used most of this stuff the last 3 years. Why do I even have it to begin with?!

Sounds like a good time to trash/donate old stuff.

D-vid wrote:

Sollix wrote:Gross.
My apartment is prone to harlmess flying insects But I still murder the fuck outta them.

also Wow Its been a while, princess brothel. how have you been?

Junebugs.

Fuck you Dave I had one of those in my house a f ew months ago you know I hate them

There have been a bunch of people in ky dressing as clowns and just standing in people's yards and stuff. There was one spotted last night just 20 miles from where I live. I'm fucking terrified of clowns.

This just in: After a scramble to use up some old sauces/condiment mixes that I had in the fridge, and after being very hungry, I think I have confirmed that a turkey cheddar sandwich with tonkatsu, gochu(not sriracha) spicy mayo, and tomato slices is probably my favorite cold sandwich now. Wouldn't normally think to put tonkatsu (the spicy mayo is at least a little more expected) on a sandwich, but here we are.

That is all.

Okay, so my parents had the brilliant idea to hand over some effects left behind by my maternal great grandfather. Some old athletic medals, an old policemans badge, that kind of stuff. Hey, you know whats a great idea? Give material objects to people who already have depression and feelings of ineduquacy.

No no, this is great. I have a deadbeat father, an accomplished maternal grandfather and great grandfather, I am bodaciously the rotten fruit of a pointless union. I never met my great grandfather, but he was an athlete and a police officer, and I am a fat, slow artist. I am sure he feels shame if whatever cold place he observes from allows him to feel.

I wish I was dead. I wish I could drink and snort and cut and never feel anything again. Nothing I do will ever be good enough. I'm not strong enough. I can break a mans neck with my hands if I wanted to and its still not enough. I am fat and tall and strong and thats all I'll ever be.

Does anyone remember that time I got married to an edit

Wow, what a weirdo.

excuse me as someone who identifies as an editsexual i find that extremely offensive

I have now officially moved. It was a real goddamn pain to do it, but now that it's done, I am so pop flyin'!

I still can't believe the volume of crap we have hoarded though. Some serious work will have to be done to get rid of this shit.
If anyone besides me and that other guy on this forum who lives in Norway want some shit, hit me up...

We were all weirdos once. I still remember all of my "ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL"s from my Neopets and Gaiaonline days.

You know, I may have been an angsty teenager, but after a while the cringe becomes (mostly) replaced with a weird nostalgia. Those were simpler times back then, man. Back when my biggest problems were not having enough virtual currency to buy virtual items for my virtual avatar.

Wait, shit, I still have those problems. Microtransactions

AwkwardSkeleton wrote:excuse me as someone who identifies as an editsexual i find that extremely offensive

I'm the one who forced the event and I can say whatever I want. That judge is a weirdo and that is final!

So, I just took a fall yesterday while riding my bike and scraped my knee and arm really bad.

I used to ride a bike to and from school, until I took some asphalt to the knee.

Don't you start that.