AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I've decided once again to get off my lazy booty and start working out. Hopefully I actually stick with it this time.

I'm also just trying to be more productive in general. I wiped all the games off my computer and I'm only going to use it to teach myself things from now on.

Airra wrote:The concept of time eludes me.

The world has moved on.

Airra wrote:The concept of time eludes me.

I barely even remember what my own age is, so I just jokingly say that I'm five whenever people ask.
For all I know, it's true.

I actually did forget how old I was one day a few months back. I was at work thinking about a post I saw online--

A: "At what age do you realize that your life is and will always be garbage?"

B: "Twenty-two."

And I was like 'haha yeah...wait, am I twenty-two or twenty-three?'

It took me like a minute to figure it out.

Don't you just love it when you do something in the morning, then go through the whole day and forget you did it until shortly before bed?

Case in point: Almost all of my socks were in the wash, so I put on two socks that looked similar, but weren't a match. I had forgot until I happened to look down about two minutes ago, and I had taken off my shoes about five hours ago. But then I fell asleep at around five or so.

Cori wrote:And I was like 'haha yeah...wait, am I twenty-two or twenty-three?'

It took me like a minute to figure it out.

I had that last night. I actually had to think about the year I was born and what the current year is and work it out.

Remember when annual cakes with decorative candles set up to equal the amount of years you managed to outlive were a thing?

Times were so simple back then.

I've been on AZ forums for a year now.
YAAAAAY

Bappie wrote:

Sometimes, I like taking screenshots forum posts the first time I read them whenever I see that the user's avatar rotation matches the content.

I moved some of my stuff to my new apartment. I picked the mail from my mailbox: 3 different letters addressed to 3 different people, none of which are the previous owner of the apartment. Also I found the strength to speak to a neighbour and it turns out he was the guy who helped me find the apartment two weeks ago when I first visited. The mattress is even more comfortable the one in my current apartment and it's huge, though unfortunately the guy left with his sweet Shaun The Sheep comforter.

i am adult.

hahaha, glad you like your new place, man c:
It's always nice to have a place that feels like a secure home.

I just LOOOOVE getting up at 10 AM just to go to work an hour early and sleep at work before I actually begin my shift.

For those of you who have to get up earlier than me, I feel so sorry for you.

Liraxus wrote:For those of you who have to get up earlier than me, I feel so sorry for you.

Reading this and your Avatar was on

Dammit my avatar knows

Liraxus wrote:

It knows you know.

It seems someone came into my current apartment, cooked 15 eggrolls, ate four, and then left the place leaving their coat and boots behind? I don't think that's my roommate's coat?
Is my roommate gaslighting me as a farewell or was it a very localized indoor rapture?