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[The Nightman]

I've decided once again to get off my lazy booty and start working out. Hopefully I actually stick with it this time.

I'm also just trying to be more productive in general. I wiped all the games off my computer and I'm only going to use it to teach myself things from now on.

[Exeres]

The concept of time eludes me.

The world has moved on.

[Cori]

The concept of time eludes me.

I barely even remember what my own age is, so I just jokingly say that I'm five whenever people ask.
For all I know, it's true.

I actually did forget how old I was one day a few months back. I was at work thinking about a post I saw online--

A: "At what age do you realize that your life is and will always be garbage?"

B: "Twenty-two."

And I was like 'haha yeah...wait, am I twenty-two or twenty-three?'

It took me like a minute to figure it out.

[Alkarii]

Don't you just love it when you do something in the morning, then go through the whole day and forget you did it until shortly before bed?

Case in point: Almost all of my socks were in the wash, so I put on two socks that looked similar, but weren't a match. I had forgot until I happened to look down about two minutes ago, and I had taken off my shoes about five hours ago. But then I fell asleep at around five or so.

[hotb]

And I was like 'haha yeah...wait, am I twenty-two or twenty-three?'

It took me like a minute to figure it out.

I had that last night. I actually had to think about the year I was born and what the current year is and work it out.

[Airra]

Remember when annual cakes with decorative candles set up to equal the amount of years you managed to outlive were a thing?

Times were so simple back then.

[Bappie]

I've been on AZ forums for a year now.
YAAAAAY

[Airra]

Sometimes, I like taking screenshots forum posts the first time I read them whenever I see that the user's avatar rotation matches the content.

[Ersatz]

I moved some of my stuff to my new apartment. I picked the mail from my mailbox: 3 different letters addressed to 3 different people, none of which are the previous owner of the apartment. Also I found the strength to speak to a neighbour and it turns out he was the guy who helped me find the apartment two weeks ago when I first visited. The mattress is even more comfortable the one in my current apartment and it's huge, though unfortunately the guy left with his sweet Shaun The Sheep comforter.

i am adult.

[Riku]

hahaha, glad you like your new place, man c:
It's always nice to have a place that feels like a secure home.

[Liraxus]

I just LOOOOVE getting up at 10 AM just to go to work an hour early and sleep at work before I actually begin my shift.

For those of you who have to get up earlier than me, I feel so sorry for you.

[Bappie]

For those of you who have to get up earlier than me, I feel so sorry for you.

Reading this and your Avatar was on

[Liraxus]

Dammit my avatar knows

[Airra]

It knows you know.

[Ersatz]

It seems someone came into my current apartment, cooked 15 eggrolls, ate four, and then left the place leaving their coat and boots behind? I don't think that's my roommate's coat?
Is my roommate gaslighting me as a farewell or was it a very localized indoor rapture?