AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Same. At my absolute best, I can type 60 wpm. I average 53 though. I know one guy that can do 113. I'm sure that if I could just get used to touch typing, I could increase mine to at least 80.

I haven't tried to take any kind of typing assessment thing before, but one word per second (excluding the one-letter words) SOUNDS pretty reasonable...
I don't type by watching the keyboard either (I can detect and correct typos while looking in a completely different direction from my computer), and I don't know that I type much faster than that.

I still have to wear these bandages for two more daaaaays!

Granny Benson wrote:Same. At my absolute best, I can type 60 wpm. I average 53 though. I know one guy that can do 113. I'm sure that if I could just get used to touch typing, I could increase mine to at least 80.

I just took one of those online assessments, so I have no idea how accurate it actually is but I got 88.5 WPM.
I got faster. I think last time I took one of these things I hit like 73 or something. Yay.

DieHard wrote:

Airra wrote:It's official. I need one of those annoying game NPCs that constantly pop up to mention obvious information so I can get through everyday social interactions.

Navi wrote:Hey!

Your friend seems to be having a fun time. Stop stressing yourself over being boring!

Gee, obnoxious blue fairy! Thanks for stopping yet another nervous panic attack over nothing!

Oh wait, you don't really exist and they keep happening.

Hm.

You know, while I was walking down the street one day some guy with crazy white hair and bloodshot eyes came running up to me. He grabbed both of my shoulders while saying he created a clone of me, then ran off laughing.

Are you that clone? Because god daisies that whole spiel was too relatable you are scaring me.

You've got it backwards. You were the clone all along.

Do we have a food thread?

We did at one point. Try the search function.

Airra wrote: You've got it backwards. You were the clone all along.

Does that mean I have to kill you now to gain my rightful place in the world?

You can keep the world. I just want the internet.

Someone lend me mental energy please.

Airra wrote:You can keep the world. I just want the internet.

no dice

Mete wrote:Someone lend me mental energy please.

Make it so, Number 1!

DieHard wrote:no dice

There's need to make things difficult, now.

I just continue on with the world wide web, and you get to be the king/queen/quing of the Earth. Maybe even have a small colony on the moon.

Mete wrote:Someone lend me mental energy please.

Today can go fuck itself. Slept terribly because of nightmares, Internet was out half the morning, and I've just felt generally pissy all day