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[Alkarii]

I heard that the second most popular search is genealogy. Right after porn.
True story.

(That I'd heard that. Not sure if genealogy is still the second. Cat videos gotta be in the top ten, at least. But please... No cat porn. That's too weird, even for me.

[Exeres]

Dear Guy Who Dry-Humped Me During the Entire Nonpoint Show,

Thank you for molesting me for an hour straight without even giving me a name. Usually I have to pay for that kind of contact. I'd have liked to ask for a drink, but I was driving, you understand. Anyway, I'm pretty sure I'm pregnant now. Call me to discuss our options.

[Alkarii]

Dude, that's totally fucked...

Also, I just watched a creepy video on YouTube about dark moments in games meant for kids. One of them was the genocide route in Undertale.

In games where you make decisions based on morality, I usually always try to take the high road, because that's just me.

However, I'm now curious to play Undertale after hearing a description of the games behavior should you chose to follow that route. Though I'm probably gonna hate having to commit those actions.

[Valbrandur]

I hope everyone has an eggcellent day today.

[Toddv1997]

I'm sure it will be shelltacular

[Ersatz]

Is Google still good, or is there something better?

DuckDuckGo, Startpage, Ecosia.

[The Nightman]

Dude, that's totally fucked...

Also, I just watched a creepy video on YouTube about dark moments in games meant for kids. One of them was the genocide route in Undertale.

In games where you make decisions based on morality, I usually always try to take the high road, because that's just me.

However, I'm now curious to play Undertale after hearing a description of the games behavior should you chose to follow that route. Though I'm probably gonna hate having to commit those actions.

I always mean to be good in games but then the dark side gear always looks cooler to me so I end up evil. I remember being good until the end of the game in Fable and then I just murdered everything.

[Airra]

I almost can't do the evil stuff in games when given an option. The last time (and second, first being when I accidentally I blew up Salon in Majora's mask) I did something like that was when I mispressed a button just as an NPC stepped in front of me in a game my brother rented. She got stabbed in the back, and I dropped my controller in shock.

Forced evil events aren't easy on me.

[Mete]

I've tried to go the edgelord route sometimes but can never really do it and end up just going neutral-good and doing the kind of choices I'd personally make.

[The Nightman]

I've noticed a lot fewer bots lately, so now I don't know where to purchase my Russian handbags from :/.

[Exeres]

Send Valbrandur a PM, he's actually a sophisticated AI SCP that has yet to be detected.

[Valbrandur]

Начало запрещены в 5 простых шагов

1. Говорить на иностранном языке

2. оскорбление кого-то

3. продавать пропан и пропан принадлежности

4. попасться

5. не имея достаточно подкупить с

[The Nightman]

Those steps are impossible to follow though. No one that sells propane and propane accessories would ever insult anyone.

In other news, I accidentally slept for 13 hours. I don't work today so I didn't bother setting an alarm and my mom didn't wake me up before she left for work so I somehow stayed asleep until my siblings got home from school. I'm not even sleep deprived lately so I don't know how it happened. Reddit would probably say CO2 poisoning or something but that's not it.

[Mete]

I've slept for something like 15 hours at best. After 10 hours it just becomes counterproductive.

[The Nightman]

Yea. I always feel like crap after 10 hours. I didn't even wake up once during the 13 hours though and that's what's got me worried.