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No wonder dragons are extinct. They all flew backwards.
Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 5:46 am
by Kamak
let's just hope this isn't a Bethesda production.
*begins to ragdoll into the sky*
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 5:48 am
by Riku
There was that one guy in the bible who ascended to heaven without dying... who's to say that's not what happened?
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 7:09 am
by shazza
i think there was actually two people in the bible that ascended without dying
as well as a bush that was on fire but didn't burn, and a lot of other weird glitchy shit.
sorry guys i think we're living the latest bethesda game
shame they patched out the mountain climbing thing tho
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 7:36 am
by TheStranger
The Quest Reward system is also highly unclear and has terrible tracking.
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 7:39 am
by Kamak
shazza wrote:i think there was actually two people in the bible that ascended without dying
as well as a bush that was on fire but didn't burn, and a lot of other weird glitchy shit.
sorry guys i think we're living the latest bethesda game
shame they patched out the mountain climbing thing tho
Where are the horsedick proletariats?
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 7:44 am
by [Citation Needed]
Kamak wrote:Where are the horsedick proletariats?
bad-dragon.com
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 7:46 am
by Kamak
b& for advertising
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 7:53 am
by [Citation Needed]
But Kamak! What if I give product reviews? Does that count as advertising?
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 7:55 am
by Kamak
you'd have to buy and use one of them first, scrublord.
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 7:56 am
by [Citation Needed]
They're too expensive for me.
FIN
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Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 9:21 am
by Airra
We finally have support for third-person camera proletariats.
Just need to attach a camera object to a drone, give it some movement and tracking logic, and forward the camera data to a remote VR headset.
Get that set up and people can't hide behind you anymore.
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 9:54 am
by Alkarii
Yeah, but it doesn't help with spawn campers who have unlocked sniper rifles.
Also, the inventory system SUCKS. I can't keep track of anything I have. Keeping track of side quests is a pain in the booty, too. And there's no HUD, the minimap doesn't stay up, and the checkpoints and saving don't work.
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 10:59 am
by Airra
Get Google Glass and a heart monitor wriststrapped to fix the HUD.
Actually, that would fix almost all of that.
look at me i am so leeb
exiled hermits don't read many tech magazines
Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 12:13 pm
by Exeres
Google Glass. Now there's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.
Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 12:21 pm
by [Citation Needed]
Like... 8 months??? Usually people make that joke when MySpace or AOL comes up in conversation.
or "Obi-Wan Kenobi". it's one of those three, usually