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[Valbrandur]

It feels weird seeing a film you love having really low score on one of the most popular film rating site.

I love Law Abiding Citizen and it's only 25% on Rotten Tomatoes. I'll love it despite that but it feels weird seeing so many dismiss it.

[Brekkjern]

Most of those sites rate if the movie is a "good" movie. If the script, acting, plot, narrative and all that jazz is good and original. I can honestly say that Law Abiding Citizen does not score well in any of those categories, despite being a highly entertaining movie which has made me see it twice because it's a lot of fun. I still don't think it's a good one though.

[Syobon]

It gets 7.4/10 on imdb, I usually use that over rotten tomatoes.

[[Citation Needed]]

im sorry

[Riku]

Shhhhhhhh is okay. We still like you.

[Syobon]

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

(ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง

ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ

ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ

┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐

(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง

(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง

(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง

(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง

(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง

(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง

(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง

(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง

ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ

(ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง

༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽

༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽

༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽

༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽

ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ

(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง

(ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr.

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ

ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)

ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽

༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽

༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽

༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽

┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐

ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ

<ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ>

ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ

༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽

( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °)

(▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)

(ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง

(✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚)

Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ

(ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง

( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ

༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ

(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง

ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง

(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง

╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮

(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง

(っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ

(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง

ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ

( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)

( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)

( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)

(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง

ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ

Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ

༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽

ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ

~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~

work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger

ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ

ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽

[Cynical Slob]

Law Abiding Citizen

hey man can i get some steak please
oh steak a minute let me eat
oh you guys steaked out too long and now your friend's survival is at steak
hey Jarl Bulgruuf whom i share a cell with
could you pasta the source (of all evil)?
i feel it's got a huge steak in society
and in your neck

[Shad]

here syo, I moved your post to the appropriate topic

[Syobon]

Aw man I could have sworn that was on topic.

[[Citation Needed]]

i was pretty sure it was on topic ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Bappie]

Actually decided I'd put this in pics thread. Ignore me.

[The Nightman]

Decided to try and make omelettes for the first time today. They turned out pretty great. Plus they only took about 3 minutes total to make. I think I found my new go to breakfast.

[Rinoko]

I'm in the process of getting my hair dyed right now. Pics will be up when I get home!

[shazza]

i feel like i am the only one here who can say 'i think i may have badly bruised my toe by dropping a large bone on it' but here i am

[Alkarii]

What's up with the donger dickery?

Still, that was funny.

And I finally go back to work tomorrow. Good thing, too, because I'm now behind on two car payments, I have an insurance payment coming up, and then there's the daisies phone bill. And then fuel. Always fucking fuel.

Huh, fucking fuel. VIAGRA! Take two, and call me this evening.