AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Holy shit.

I am honored you took, what I am assuming, hours of your life to make that for me.

Thank you.

Finally done with the psychology notebook. Now that I've answered all the bullshit psychology tests in it and written the truckload of essays on why I'm feeling feelings and how I feel about the feelings I'm feeling I can... get on with the final assignment which consists of writing another essay about my feelings about 10 of those tests. Fuck.

I was uncertain where to post this, but it's certainly unimportant, so here we are.

I'd just like to bring to your attention that /r/Dota2 is bringing shitposting to the next level. Now you may look at this post and think it's a pretty average shitpost, especially compared to classics such as

10 years since sing strim.
i walk through the empty streets trying to think of something else but my path always leads to the stream.
i stare at the screen for hours and try to summon the lord.
i watch other asian girls streaming but it is no good.
i flame dendi in his channel and try to resist the nazi proletariats but it is all meaningless.
the end is near.
i then usually watch some old sing vods and cry myself to sleep.

or pocket riki.
But then you realise this fucker actually shitposted a fucking essay using only single-syllable words. And he does this on the reg.

I've been a proud shitposter since 2010. I've shitposted on AZ, I've been a part of /scv/ during it's prime, where we prided ourselves on staying ahead of the shitposting meta. But this, this goes beyond nonchalantly spamming image macros and copypastas. People are putting fucking effort into this shit, and it isn't even blogposting. Every day I open up the sub and some new 300+ words piece of crap has risen to the top.


Thank you for reading this P̶S̶A̶ waste of time.

Have you ever unfunny waste of space, time and resources so hard you became a goodposter without anyone realizing it?

Why do you think I haven't been banned yet?

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Guys, I just realized something... Vladimir Putin is basically the Bizarro Donald Trump. Think about it.

That... Makes... So much sense!!

Is what I would probably say if I wasn't filed under the Ignorant American stereotype.
(I have an excuse, I lived in a worn out cube with a door in the mountains for seven months with no access to electricity or internet. Don't burn me at the stake.)

so... good guy...?

I have tried so hard to ignore politics the past few weeks. It's like, no matter what choice you make, it's the wrong one. It seems like some invisible asshole is saying "what's the worst that could happen?" every time someone decides to make any kind of move in politics.

It's like there's no such thing as a solution any more. Not the kind where something's dissolved in something else. Those are neat, because SCIENCE, BITCHES!

Not "good guy" per se, but Putin isnt really worse than any of the other psychopaths we're supposed to pretend are the wests best friends. The whole East Vs West is little more than political power play with human lives as pawns.

And what you mean is there are no PERFECT solutions, because those are impossible on a planet full of 7 billion lunatics who all want completely different things. That doesnt mean you should just ignore it, because then someone truly unsuited will find their way to power.

well, what I do is, at election time, I look at the ballot, and if any candidate for any office (other than county clerk or something small potatoes like that) is listed as anything other than independant or libertarian, they don't get my vote.

Though, really, I feel that anyone who wants to be in charge (put a different way, anyone who wants the power/control) is in it only for themselves, and therefore aren't suitable leaders.

Though that view is skewed because American politicians in general seem to be a bit on the corrupt side. I have heard that Finland (I think) has a trustworthy government, so if I ever got the cheddar and put forth the effort to learn the language, it might be an option.

Alkarii wrote:well, what I do is, at election time, I look at the ballot, and if any candidate for any office (other than county clerk or something small potatoes like that) is listed as anything other than independant or libertarian, they don't get my vote.

Though, really, I feel that anyone who wants to be in charge (put a different way, anyone who wants the power/control) is in it only for themselves, and therefore aren't suitable leaders.

Though that view is skewed because American politicians in general seem to be a bit on the corrupt side. I have heard that Finland (I think) has a trustworthy government, so if I ever got the cheddar and put forth the effort to learn the language, it might be an option.

Yeah, pretty much all of my friends think that (especially with the current election) all the candidates that have a chance are a joke. I mean when I go to vote I think to myself, "Which candidate would win a presidential Royal Rumble?" and then I write Randy Savage's skeleton on the ballot and go home.

I think I'm going to try and boot up another mafia game using major UT characters as the roles. You wouldn't need to know anything about UT to play, however.
Now just to balance roles out.