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[Valbrandur]

Open up Google Chrome, type in the google search bar 'a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away'

[TheStranger]

Are you though? I mean, they'll probably fight back.

I'm 6'7 and 350 pounds, an average gives me the advantage

[Airra]

... So I don't get to take their left arms?

[TheStranger]

You CAN, I guess. The dead doesnt care where their arms end up

[Airra]

Awesome!
I need them for a... Science fair project.

Yes.

[[Citation Needed]]

The necroing of all the old threads. I didn't click the link because idgaf about what is being (presumably) sold, but is it a clever bot or a human that thinks we're stupid?

[Cori]

It's a bot, it's just taking samples of text we've already written and vomiting them back at us.

[TheStranger]

Made the mistake of wandering into the various pages about environmental issues and global warming during one of my Wikipedia trawls. Now I'm debating wether I should just kill myself right now to spare myself the agony of living through a global collapse, or just start killing other people for food to get a head start before cannibalism becomes the norm in 10 years.

[Brekkjern]

Killing others sounds much more productive if your goal is to reduce climate impact.

[TheStranger]

Killing others sounds much more productive if your goal is to reduce climate impact.

Oh, I dont have a goal, its just a response to anxiety and despair. If I'm still alive in 10 years, we'll see.

[Jagged Z]

I got oral surgery today on a tooth that had gotten stuck behind my gums. It exposed the tooth and they attached a chain to it to drag it forward to where it should've gone in the first place. I'm pop flyin' the noticeably large gap in my teeth is gonna be gone, but I hate the post surgery recovery. All I can eat is ice cream(which isn't too much of a downside) and apple sauce and every time I move my upper lip, I hurt a bit from the stitches. Plus all the blood and all.

[Airra]

I picked up the kitten and started petting it and it started playing with my hair and it started biting at it and I pulled my head back and the kitten scratch my face trying to get my hair ow.

Am I going to live?

[Alkarii]

(my post somehow deleted itself before I hit submit)

I start my new job on Monday.

Also, I spent last week coping with HFMD, which is a viral infection that gives you a rash on the hands and feet, with lesions on the face and in the mouth. The rash was itchy to the point that I couldn't sleep, and the lesions on my face were like face herpes.

Do not confuse this with space herpes; I didn't screw an alien.

Which reminds me: if there's ever contact with an alien civilization, would there be a market for barely legal aliens?

EDIT: Oh, I forgot to mention, I posted this from my flip phone. Patience...

[Kira]

I've been mostly lurking lately.
But this time of the year I'm always drawn back here for some reason.

Anyway, a little update on my life.
I've started seeing a therapist about my Dysphoria.
Hopefully it's just a matter of time before I get diagnosed and I can start transitioning.
I came out to my only girl friend and she is so god damned supportive.

Never change AZ.

[Rinoko]

I came out to my only girl friend

Excuse you I thought what we had was special

But I'm so pop flyin' for you, Kira!