AWKWARD ZOMBIE

One Really Missed Call?

Perplexate wrote:My phone just notified me of a missed call from 2 years ago. Thanks?

My phone does text messages AND missed calls!

Missed call from Mom
panic sets in
June 18th, 2015
wtf

New Message!
Nick H
May 26th, 2015
It's not like I didn't reply to it either.

Me n' my little bro found this while we were in Micheal's a little while back. Dude was all the way in the back hidden behind several other pigs.

Good news, I cleaned my laptop screen and everything is so clear!
Bad news, I found out one of the "dirt specks" was actually a dead pixel. And now it's there, forever.


Also I think my laptop is lying to me.

Okay, I've fucking had it. You know how much response my latest comic managed to garner? TWO FUCKING FAVORITES, ACROSS FIVE DIFFERENT WEBSITES!!

Clearly I'm doing something wrong since I'm apparently not appealing enough to my readers for them to take two fucking seconds to click a button.

Hogia wrote:The bus didn't stop for me this morning. Had to sprint all the way to the next stop, and only then did the driver actually wait.

This is why, the instant I see the bus I want to catch approaching, I stick out my arm until I see them signalling to pull in.

Got invited to a wedding and I really wanna go, but at the same time I kinda don't? The only person I really know there is the bride, and the only people I'd like to bring are either busy or not interested. I don't want to go only to say hi and just kinda stand around.

i'm trying to find a torrent for an old PC game i used to play, but for some reason its near impossible to find. starting to think i just imagined the games existence

There is exactly one torrent of this old PC game I used to play on the internet, and it has 2 downloads. Both are from me, on different PCs.
I'm pretty sure we were the only people who owned it

What game is it?

Gruntz, one of those point and click, RTS style "move the people around a board and get to the end by solving puzzles" sorta dealies.

I wonder if dreams can be so vivid that the dreamer wakes up exhausted because his brain spent so much horsepower that it never got any proper rest.

betrippin wrote:i'm trying to find a torrent for an old PC game i used to play, but for some reason its near impossible to find. starting to think i just imagined the games existence

There's an old game I've been trying to find pictures and things of, but the only thing I've been able to find is this. It was called Nightlight and it was a game about helping kids get over their fear of the dark, which it did by making everything look HORRIFYING until you shone a torch on it and it turned out to be a lamp or something. I seem to remember some of the settings being pretty daisies creepy but again, there's next to no trace of it on the internet at all. I want to see if it really was as bad as I remember. :'[

TurboPunz wrote:Gruntz, one of those point and click, RTS style "move the people around a board and get to the end by solving puzzles" sorta dealies.

OH SHIT I had that game! It was pretty fun. Dunno if I'd be nostalgic enough to torrent it, though.

[Citation Needed] wrote:What game is it?

This monstrosity of a game.