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That's an excellent question. Which I don't have an answer to.

I googled it. Apparently it's so you can pull your dick through it for pissing. The idea is that, if you're wearing a belt and/or have your shirt tucked, you don't have to undo everything. The problem is that doesn't make it easier anyway. Boxers, yes, but with briefs/boxer briefs it's not a solution.

But it is a great place to hide your weed, provided it's in a sealed package or pill bottle and there are no drug dogs nearby. (Not being serious. Do NOT hide weed in your underwear.)

AVG antivirus changed it's terms of service to say they can and will sell your browsing history. If you're still with them, you should fine something else.

Alkarii wrote:I'm kinda reminded of this left-handed underwear I heard about a little while back, which isn't truly left-handed or right-handed. Just has a horizontal flap. What I want to know is, what's the point in the daisies flap? So you can take more time pulling your dick through that to take a leak, instead of just pulling down the front, like most people do?

I gotta tell you about my costume for work now. I'm a scarer during Halloween at the SeaWorld in my city, and I have pants that are PRETTY MUCH LIKE THAT. I was most likely issued these pants because they were one of the only things they had left in my size, but when I was trying it on, I noticed the weird flap, and thought "why would they put a pocket right at the crotch? Do guys do this?". So, when I went back into the costume room, I said "I like my costume, it fits well and is pretty cute, but can I ask about these pants? Why do I have a pocket right here?" And so then, I stuck my hand through it, felt my leg, and realized that it was not in fact a pocket, and that I kind of flashed 5 ladies with my underwear. (Good thing I walked past the guys when I did it, so my back was to them, and they didn't see stuff, but yep.)

I discovered that day that guys have pants that do that.

Alkarii wrote:I googled it. Apparently it's so you can pull your dick through it for pissing. The idea is that, if you're wearing a belt and/or have your shirt tucked, you don't have to undo everything. The problem is that doesn't make it easier anyway. Boxers, yes, but with briefs/boxer briefs it's not a solution.

I dress semi-classily for work and yeah that's exactly the point. Undoing a belt and pants that have like fucking four things that keep them closed, which untucks your shirt and your undershirt, and then you have to redo all of that, means you're spending like 3 minutes just fucking around with getting your shit together again.

or just unzip and pull your ween out and it takes 5 seconds

i also have never heard of pants that just have a flap for doing that. that's weird. that's not a guy-pants specific thing, that's just weird pants that probably should have had a zipper

Sarducar wrote:AVG antivirus changed it's terms of service to say they can and will sell your browsing history. If you're still with them, you should fine something else.

Aw man, Avast stopped me playing games online and now this? What am I supposed to use now?

Windows Defender might unironically be the best option now, if you absolutely must have an active virus scanner.

I just realized the Family Guy episode Big Pete's House of Munch is a parody of network television! Seriously, think about it, Peter is desperate to convey a certain image for his restaurant, gets a ton of paying customers that he whines about because he doesnt want that particular group of paying customers, tries to lock them out, and ends up losing his whole business.

So if I were looking to hire someone to program a chat client, would anyone know of where to look for someone who could do that?

Hey all.

I'm alive.

Throw bricks at me to welcome me back, as temporary as it is.

Will a cheese wheel do?

Liraxus wrote:Will a cheese wheel do?

I agree with cheese.

Can I use shredded cheese?

That's like edible confetti, so, yeah, go ahead.

OOPS KATIE THE FUN KILLER IS HERE TO INTERRUPT YOUR CHEESE POSTS

My dad had to go to the hospital to get a kidney stone removed today. He's doing OK, just really tired.