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Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for

Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2015 12:26 am
by The Nightman
I thought the buffet place here closed at 9 tonight, but it closes at 8 so I barely had any time to eat and the ice cream bar closed before I was done eating :(.

it's like an opium den

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 1:35 am
by Exeres
My eldest cat is sleeping on a catnip-infused scratching disc. Just laying right in the center of that good stuff.

Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 2:39 pm
by Liraxus
4200 posts, blaze it to the 10th power.

dreh atruk fah fod Zu'u vek hen thousand.

Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2015 5:53 am
by AquaBat
Donald Trump is a daisies good speaker. His rallies are unbelievable. He knows exactly what the people want to hear and then some.

Too bad he'd be a fucking terrible president.

Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2015 5:23 pm
by NaraStrex
Has anyone else been unable to log in for the past two days? every time i logged in i would get an error screen saying the website was unavalible and I havent had problems anywhere else

Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2015 5:36 pm
by SaintCrazy
Ive had problems just getting the forum to load at all. Figured the site was getting heavy traffic or something.

Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2015 5:48 pm
by Toddv1997
I've blamed traffic. Happens every Monday and Sunday for me.

Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2015 7:01 pm
by Brekkjern
I have had timeout errors constantly for the past 3 or 4 days. Before that the forum performed badly for a week.
The front page has also been unavailable at the same time as the forum, so I doubt it's just the forum being heavy to run.

Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 12:18 am
by Sarducar
Yep. It's been difficult for me too. It seems better now though.

Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 5:41 pm
by [Citation Needed]
As I was getting dressed today I realized something.
It's a little weird how companies put their names or logos on the waistband of underpants.

like, I get having it on shirts or hats or something (even though it would make me never buy your clothes), but why underwear?
Advertisement via dicks?

Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 6:11 pm
by Bappie
Those people who wear their pants practically down to their knees for whatever reason.

Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 10:25 pm
by [Citation Needed]
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh I always miss the fun stuff at work >:C

Someone called in a bomb threat (to the convenience store i fucking work in) and the block of businesses on both sides of the street have been evacuated

RIP business for us, Subway, and the ambulance station

But then a few minutes later they apparently called in threats to the stores of the same chain as mine in the next two towns over. I can only imagine it was because the caller was rustled I wasn't at work today. Usually I get all the angry people because I refuse to sell alcohol to drunk people and tobacco to toddlers.

User was quoted for this post.

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 3:24 am
by Kamak
[Citation Needed] wrote:As I was getting dressed today I realized something.
It's a little weird how companies put their names or logos on the waistband of underpants.

like, I get having it on shirts or hats or something (even though it would make me never buy your clothes), but why underwear?
Advertisement via dicks?
Hey, if you put a dick in a product, I'd buy it.

Labels just make it easier to find.

Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 4:04 pm
by Toddv1997
*inserts Dick in a box video*

Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 4:19 pm
by Alkarii
Why would you put Nixon in a bo-... oh, I get it now. That thing from SNL.

I'm kinda reminded of this left-handed underwear I heard about a little while back, which isn't truly left-handed or right-handed. Just has a horizontal flap. What I want to know is, what's the point in the daisies flap? So you can take more time pulling your dick through that to take a leak, instead of just pulling down the front, like most people do?

Or is it just a place to hide stuff you don't want stolen/found?