AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I get why Bing and Google have bots here but what the fuck is "Baidu [Spider]" and "Steeler [Crawler]"?

[Citation Needed] wrote:That rollercoaster of exhaustion-alert-breakdown you feel when you are drinking and tired and every time you start to feel sleepy WHOOPS here comes every mistake you've ever made! Want to remember that time when you were seven and the neighborhood kids said they hate you? No? Too bad!

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BurntToShreds wrote:Amazon Prime Day is here. You can get the absolute best deals, like half off on a 55 gallon drum of lube and more!

Tbh ive never even been on Amazon

also I find this incredibly hard to believe. You can buy everything on Amazon.

minimum wage+college debts =/= extra spending cheddar

Baidu is sort of like a chinese twitter+facebook+google.

I was going through my old animations from uni to see if that'd inspire me to do something art related and I forgot I did a reversed version of Percy's Breakfast Adventure

It looks like Ivan runs away from the mess so Percy cleans it up and then Ivan comes home and begrudgingly puts him back on the sofa with his mind powers I’m dying

I had an online-shopping phase where I went on Amazon almost daily to check the deals, but I've gotten more stingy with my spending cheddar lately (almost like I don't have a real job yet and I have no idea when my parents will decide to stop paying my rent...) I do still go on Amazon for shop for gifts and stuff I might actually need, though. It's an easy way to price-check stuff I find in stores, too. I also like buying music there when I can't find what I want at the CD store.

One time I had friend go on my computer and google "loli hentai". He downloaded a fucking exe and ran it without thinking. I have never had a virus as hard to get rid of as this one. It made me lose the ability to visit any websites and hardly let me use my computer unless it was offline because my computer's resources were all being stolen by this virus. I spent weeks trying to find a solution from different possible antiviruses to even deleting registries. I don't even remember how I got rid of it; I think I just got lucky with some program.

I mean it's probably obvious but I do not let him use my computer anymore. Ever.

im lonely tonight so i got scotch

are you ready

I match your scotch with 18% abv homemade strawberry mead. Let's wreck some shit.




(And by "wreck some shit", I mean "type with slightly less accuracy than normal and have a different threshold for what is appropriate humor")

i have the disgusting PANK version of the blue stuff I made last night. It's Absolut with shit in it.

i'm ready to rumble

update: scotch + coke + chocolate ice cream........not that great together

i'm less drunk than i want to be but i keep getting fucked in fallout

Did you try to mix them together in the same glass? Or you had a scotch and coke along with a bowl of chocolate ice cream?

Also, chocolate ice cream, ewwwww.

they were all seperate lol

and yeah im not a fan of chocolate ice cream but i was actually having a pint of tonight dough and the bottom third of the pint was all chocolate so that was the main flavour at the time of drinking

Whoah hold up here are you talking smack about chocolate ice cream


how DARE you

But chocolate ice cream is usually recycled ice cream. It doesn't taste like actual chocolate, and it usually has a weird texture.
I mean, if you're buying expensive, fancy stuff, then it's probably different. But generally, eugh.

I've never had bad chocolate ice cream...