AWKWARD ZOMBIE

It does nothing. Oh look, Madican changed his favorite quote. Awfully familiar.

HEYEVERYBODYTHATLINKSTOEXERES'SFACEBOOK

Huh, Exeres, I always thought you were religious for some reason.

COME AND LEARN EVERYTHING ABOUT ME.

Madican, for some reason, refuses to fill out his profile.

Edit: Wait, Syobon, I don't already have you as a friend? THIS MUST BE REMEDIED.

Try and find me :p. Here's a tip, Crispy already has me on her friends list. Btw, my profile is a bit outdated if you do find me.

Hey I've got some jokes for you guys! :3

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?

What does a cat use to do its math homework?
A meowculator!
*ba-dum-bum-tshh*

I'll be here all...however long I'm here!

EXERES, INTERNET DETECTIVE, IS ON THE CASE.

Holy fuck, Crispy has over 300 friends. You better have an actual photo of you, otherwise this will be impossible.

I do. Don't worry, I'll add you in a bit if you haven't found me by then :).

Well, my detective record stands. Zero solved cases.

Wow, this thread got derailed so bad it was dead for two years.

Anyway, Why was the hog such a bad host?
Because he was a big boar!

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
Piiig!

How have I not known about this thread

Here's an old one:
Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties
HE WAS A FUN GUYYYYY

A man went to the zoo.
The zoo only had one animal.
It was a dog.
It was a shiht zu.

I once met a veteran from southern Georgia. He got drafted to fight in the Vietnam War. He still has flashbacks about southern Georgia.

"Stephen Hawking is a great comedian, but his stand up..."