AWKWARD ZOMBIE

My mother is forcing me to post a link to a bunch of photos she uploaded on her tumblr. I like how she chose:

a) me in stripes being as lazy as possible in hot weather early in the morning today
b) me going on a date, which is a complete 180
c) me years ago with my rat
d) a photo of me she took by surprise of a facial masque

I think the unifying theme is "surprise! while you were out getting pizza I put you on the internet."

10/10 Mom of the year.
This is why I don't wear those facial things when other people are home.

This is why I dont leave photographic evidence of myself

Nice new profile picture you got on your facebook there, MC.

Dick move bro. I'm in an awkward position.

If I change it I'm in the dog house.

If I don't change it, I look like a pussy.

So the vagina destroyer has become the destroyed vagina.
how the mighty have fallen.

Nvm she also changed my iphone lock screen to an entirely inappropriate shot of her so Im not even mad

it looks like fucking shit so far but guess who im cosplaying

HE'S BACK

edit: i lied this actually does work better

this is going to be the most difficult thing ive ever done

it still looks shit but fuck it im in too deep

Just keep going man, it looks pretty good.

im pretty much just gonna paint it, ive stuck some stuff like nose shapes and brow shapes for definition but apart from that im stopping it
then im gonna start the armour
which will be FUN haha cries forever

it is done