AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Posted: **Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:57 am**

http://www.fmylife.com/

This thing is comedy gold.

Posted: **Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:03 am**

LOL OTHER PEOPLES' MISERY!

Posted: **Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:17 am**

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction… “I love Los Angeles too!”

:awesome:

Posted: **Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:39 am**

Skip to the last page for extra-retarded bitching.

Posted: **Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:53 am**

Today I am supposed to be doing my homework, instead I'm wasting my time on here, yeah its kinda my fault.

oh and

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with Tuxedo Mask and the guy that I have been secretly having sex with for 6 months.

Posted: **Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:30 am**

10/10

Posted: **Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:02 am**

Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone's trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I go onto my balcony and ask in a loud voice if everything's ok and if she needs anything. Her and her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're fucking, go away". FML

Posted: **Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:34 am**

Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML

Comment:

He spilled something on his laptop and mouse and it's fuck your life? Wat?

Posted: **Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:36 am**

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

Posted: **Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:02 am**

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

Posted: **Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:11 am**

Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then proceeded to scroll down and found out she has a penis. FML

Also, someone needs to make a TWEWY refrence on this site.

Posted: **Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:36 am**

Today, Sailor Moon dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML

Posted: **Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:29 pm**

Today, I drove Sailor Moon home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML

Posted: **Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:18 pm**

Ame no Akai wrote:
Myk wrote:
Today, Sailor Moon dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML
The fact that this might be actually happening makes me shudder.

The fact that this might be actually happening makes me resent the future of womankind.

Posted: **Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:27 am**

Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a Moderator, instead, I got banned. FML

xDDD

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