Fuck My Life

Miss Starseed · Post by **Miss Starseed** » Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:18 am

Hoshika-Pichu wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Myk wrote:
The fact that this might be actually happening makes me shudder.
The fact that this might be actually happening makes me resent the future of womankind.

The fact neither of you know this already actually happens makes me laugh and cry simultaneously.

Hoshika-Pichu · Post by **Hoshika-Pichu** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:51 am

Miss StarSeed wrote:
Hoshika-Pichu wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote: The fact that this might be actually happening makes me shudder.
The fact that this might be actually happening makes me resent the future of womankind.
The fact neither of you know this already actually happens makes me laugh and cry simultaneously.

The fact that Ame no Akai might have been saying that the event could have happened at the exact time the post was being written... doesn't make me do anything at all.

Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire.

zombiejesus · Post by **zombiejesus** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:30 pm

Today, my co-worker came out to me that he's an active "upstanding member of society". Meaning, he likes to wear a Bobcat costume and bang other men who are wearing Husky costumes. I am never bringing my dog into work again. FML

lolwut

iconsting · Post by **iconsting** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:49 am

zombiejesus wrote:
Today, my co-worker came out to me that he's an active "upstanding member of society". Meaning, he likes to wear a Bobcat costume and bang other men who are wearing Husky costumes. I am never bringing my dog into work again. FML

He says it like it's a bad thing...

Okay, the men part is disturbing, but that's it.

Fluffdick · Post by **Fluffdick** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:53 am

Today, Tuxedo Mask's sister called me to wish me congratulations and ask me when I was due. I said I wasn't prenant to which she replied "Yes you are, my brother just told us the good news". Long pause. "Oh wait is this Mary or Morgan?" I'm Morgan. Who's Mary? FML

Today, I finally got the chance to hook up with the girl I really like. She was naked, and as she was taking my pants off, she looked at my penis and said, "oh, I just remembered I have to babysit my little sister today." FML

Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said "sorry I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML

Today, I got Tuxedo Mask a pair of concert tickets for his birthday. He loved the gift, but turned to me and said "Do I have to bring you?" FML

Tall-Hatted Yanimae · Post by **Tall-Hatted Yanimae** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:03 am

Username wrote: Today, Tuxedo Mask's sister called me to wish me congratulations and ask me when I was due. I said I wasn't prenant to which she replied "Yes you are, my brother just told us the good news". Long pause. "Oh wait is this Mary or Morgan?" I'm Morgan. Who's Mary? FML

I feel so dumb, but I don't get it.

Fluffdick · Post by **Fluffdick** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:03 am

Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
Username wrote: Today, Tuxedo Mask's sister called me to wish me congratulations and ask me when I was due. I said I wasn't prenant to which she replied "Yes you are, my brother just told us the good news". Long pause. "Oh wait is this Mary or Morgan?" I'm Morgan. Who's Mary? FML

I feel so dumb, but I don't get it.

the boyfriend was cheating

Tall-Hatted Yanimae · Post by **Tall-Hatted Yanimae** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:04 am

Username wrote:
Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
Username wrote: Today, Tuxedo Mask's sister called me to wish me congratulations and ask me when I was due. I said I wasn't prenant to which she replied "Yes you are, my brother just told us the good news". Long pause. "Oh wait is this Mary or Morgan?" I'm Morgan. Who's Mary? FML

I feel so dumb, but I don't get it.
the boyfriend was cheating

Oh Shi-

Game Angel · Post by **Game Angel** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:58 am

I just submitted one. It's not too horrendous, or a product of my own stupidity though. If it goes on, the nickname will be "Natt".