AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Well at the very least you're able to catch the night's dinner on the way home.

When I was in that situation, I chose walking home. If I have to wait thirty minutes anyway, I may as well be at home by the time it's over, rather than just getting on the bus and having to wait longer to get home. Plus, free exercise if you care about that at all.

It did suck when it was hot out though.

I walk about an hour a day anyway, so I'd pick the 30 minutes, I HATE waiting for stuff

Oh my god I am trying to be nice to my mom but she is a NONSTOP ASSHOLE

Pretty sure Murphy hates me because his law is really breaking my spirit.

The end of my headphone's plug decided to bend so much it almost snapped in half, so I gotta replace that this weekend, fucking joy.

This is the fucking worst week and I want it to end as soon as possible.

Is it just me, or is YouTube really starting to get on anyone else's nerves too? It seems like it gets worse with every update. The ads are more intrusive than ever, and you cant even turn off autoplay in the playlists anymore

I've been using the iOS app, so it's been okay for me.

Sailor Moon was harassed by some fuckwit on Tumblr because... Sailor Moon expresses anxiety differently from the fuckwit? I don't have the energy to explain what actually happened, all I can say is that for someone who claims to have very severe emetophobia, Fuckwit sure likes vomiting out bullshit and making me want to barf.
There are trolls, and then there are people are genuinely able to believe that their bullshit is right.

scebboaliwiw wrote:all I can say is that for someone who claims to have very severe emetophobia, Fuckwit sure likes vomiting out bullshit and making me want to barf.

SICK BURN

Also blah blah blah Mom is still making me angry because every FUCKING TIME I do the dishes she finds something wrong and criticizes me about it.

scebboaliwiw wrote:There are trolls, and then there are people are genuinely able to believe that their bullshit is right.

You know I actually wasn't exaggerating about Fuckwit making me want to vomit. I really do feel sick right now. People who feel like they search for and seize any opportunity to say "Look guys! I can be a c***!" are apparently bodaciously sickening.

Knew something would go wrong today, just like the rest of the week. I can't bend over without puking now.

My mother keeps sharing and liking Facebook posts by Mike Huckabee. His entire political campaign thus far seems to be "disagree with EVERY SINGLE THING the other candidates say AT ALL COSTS"

There is not a daisies chance he will win the presidential election. but if he does, I'm going to stab somebody.

The GOP candidates are so fragmented trying to undercut each other, I'd be surprised if the nominee actually has enough support to win. But someone has to become the frontrunner eventually, i guess.

My mom lost her phone. Whoopy. She's now using my phone for things. Which mean when it locks the question isn't "Can you unlock it?" or "What's your password?", but "Why do you have such a long booty password instead of a short one like normal people?, and yelling at me for her lack of understanding of tecgnology. Apparently it's my fault iPhones don't transmit signals when off.