AWKWARD ZOMBIE

actually 90% of the time if the cat is young and not arthritic or anything, when they bite during petting it's them telling you they're overstimulated and you've just missed the other hints to let you know. being petted kinda tickles/itches so constantly doing it over their whole body usually makes them a little uncomfortable and they'll let you know by getting stiffer and waving their tails (sometimes just the tip so be observant.) biting is the last resort, usually.

both of my cats show affection by gently biting me but i can tell the difference between a 'please stop' and 'ilu mom' bite and usually the love bite is given without prompting from me (ie mirage likes to jump in my lap and rub her face all over mine and bite my nose because idfk that's the place to give love bites right)


~grandma shazza's cat fact of the day~

My cat just bites me when she wants my attention. And then after I give her attention. Really, it's a good all-around as far as she's concerned.

None of my cats have ever bitten me. The only time one of them does is when you try to pet her tummy and her instincts kick in, but even then she doesn't really bite hard.

When you try to find a decent playthrough of a game, and the only ones you can find are shitty Lets Plays. Its a fucking HORROR game, I dont want your retarded fucking blather ruining the mood!!!

I started the day with pain in my neck and unable to fully turn my head right.

Now I'm tired and I feel like I'm getting sick with something.

Valbrandur wrote: pain in my neck

Hah. But seriously, hope you're alright.

Ugh, my stomach is upset for some reason. Probably because I've eaten a ton of junk food this weekend.

Can someone please delete the deez nuts meme, I can't take it any longer

YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE?


People taking something stupid and acting as if everyone finds it funny, in general.

Valbrandur wrote:Can someone please delete the deez nuts meme, I can't take it any longer

nobody tell him about bofa

AquaBat wrote:People taking something stupid and acting as if everyone finds it funny, in general.

These would be the same people who still quote the various cores from Portal 2 and find them to be the pinnacle of humor.

I said something wrong with absolute certainty. I've become what I hate.

Hate when someone makes plans they don't intend to follow through with.

Woke up feeling sick and fever-y, so i couldn't come to work today. Plus my dad sent me an email making me worry about my finances. Eurgh

I moved out to this center thinking it'd be a nice mature environment. Never thought I'd miss florida so much