AWKWARD ZOMBIE

At least have them name their character DEEZ NUTS so that you can say stuff like "Dude he got destroyed by DEEZ NUTS"

Ordered pizza over an hour ago. Still not here. Called. Apparently the pizza has been reported as delivered.

So in another half hour or so I'm going to get a free pizza. Which is nice, but I would really like to have not wasted an evening waiting for this food.

"If California is having a drought, then how come it rained here yesterday?"

FUCKING

SERIOUSLY?

Exeres wrote:There's now two separate people in my life who think saying "DEEZ NUTS" is hilarious with neither context nor build-up.

I mean, for fuck's sake, at least make the effort to use it as a punchline.

Hey Exeres, have you seen D. around recently? It might interest you to know that D.'s nuts.

Marcato wrote:"If California is having a drought, then how come it rained here yesterday?"

FUCKING

SERIOUSLY?

IF GLOBAL WARMING IS REALLY MAKING THE PLANET WARMER, HOW COME I STILL SEE SNOW EVERY WINTER? CHECKMATE, LIBTARDS!!!!11!!

Marcato wrote:"If California is having a drought, then how come it rained here yesterday?"

FUCKING

SERIOUSLY?

SHow them these, and then tell them to fuck off.

Same as what we have here in Central Texas.

It's been raining a lot recently and people are wondering why water restrictions aren't being lifted or why they can't go tubing in the rivers and stuff.

It has to do with the fact that we've been effectively in a drought for at least 5 years with rain deficits extending at least 10 years back and the fact that the only way to recharge the lakes and aquifers we depend on is if the rain falls upstream and in the recharge zone rather than southeast of it where it's hitting now.

So yeah, we've had ONE MONTH of rain, but even in a best case scenario that's not going to fix 10 years of problems and right now it's just now barely starting to affect lake levels now that it's moving west.

Riku wrote:

TerraChimaera wrote:bagel cutter

wat

Seriously though, those are things?

Riku wrote:

Marcato wrote:"If California is having a drought, then how come it rained here yesterday?"

FUCKING

SERIOUSLY?

IF GLOBAL WARMING IS REALLY MAKING THE PLANET WARMER, HOW COME I STILL SEE SNOW EVERY WINTER? CHECKMATE, LIBTARDS!!!!11!!

My only real consolation over global warming is when things start getting REALLY bad in a few years, these morons are going to be pissing themselves in fear.

I prefer to refer to it as "global climate change". Because I'm pretty sure it's affecting cold weather patterns just as much as warm weather patterns. Correct me if I'm wrong, my knowledge of the issue is limited.

I could just constantly puke over my weight issues and my body shape, it makes me feel bad and gross all the time.

Atleast I can work on my weight, but the gym is not an option anymore like I wanted to, due to sudden fucking skyrocketing debt; and going running is no option either because of my working hours.

So now I'm sitting here, being a fat piece of shit with no cheddar and debts. What a fucking life

AquaBat wrote:I prefer to refer to it as "global climate change". Because I'm pretty sure it's affecting cold weather patterns just as much as warm weather patterns. Correct me if I'm wrong, my knowledge of the issue is limited.

I also prefer this term, because the rest of the world had very warm winters, but the eastern US had a record-setting cold one.

We Californians are going to either die of thirst or become homeless whichever one comes first. So many choices! Also screw Nestlé for making it 10x worse.

Speaking of weather, it's in the 90s here and almost certainly over 100 in the warehouse I work in.

It's May.

Summer is coming.

It was fall-level cold today.
What the fuck.
It's almost summer.