AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Glorifying kale as being something full of flavor is definitely a vegan thing. So if you do that, then you're probably vegan and just don't know it.

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Granny Benson wrote:Some douche nozzle hospitalized a kid at my school today. People are fucking savages.

whoa whoa whoa what

Like, Kid VS Kid or Adult VS Kid? Or is it a multi-level school so it was Kid VS Much Larger Kid?

They were both minors, and about the same height. I think they were either in 10th or 11th grade, so not really kids, I just refer to anyone younger than me as a kid. It wasn't a fight though, it was assault. Kid A (the attacker) was mad when he got to school and Kid B apparently threw a paperwad towards the trash can and hit Kid A and so kid A decided to take out his anger on Kid B between classes by coming up behind him and attacking him. Kid A got pulled off of B pretty quickly, but B still got hurt pretty badly. I walked by afterward and honestly thought the kid was going to die. There was a pretty big puddle of blood and kid B wasn't moving at all and kept saying his neck hurt.

From what I've heard though, his injuries are only a concussion and a minor neck injury, which is bad, but at least he'll be making a full recovery. Kid A is getting charged with assault. I honestly think he should be charged with more though. If someone hadn't pulled him off, it would be likely that kid B would be dead right now.

I ordered tropical dong freeze from amazon on sunday and it hasn't even dispatched and is expected on the 12th

I really wanted to play it asap since I'm done with all my uni work but apparently amazon decided not to even try send it for like five days

very butthurt about this

I hate it when my routine gets thrown off. I went into work a few days ago expecting it to be the usual - come in, re-reduce the prices of anything left on today's date, give the shelves a tidy up and take stuff off on tomorrow's date, reduce the prices on those etc. etc. etc. Instead I come in to find everything's moved around and the shelves are way too packed and trying to tidy it all up and make it look more presentable stressed me out to the point that I started half-arsing things when it came to close-down time. I always try to do my code checks properly and make sure there's nothing on a close date (or even out of date) shoved to the back of the shelf, but it's difficult when there's so much friggin' stuff to sort through that's just been chucked in and then left for the customers to mess up further.

Apparently the shelves should be a bit less packed the next time I'm in, but still. That was not fun. @_@

Mom's an emotionally/mentally abusive bigot and she's gotten worse as I've expressed more resistance to it and it's honestly kind of frightening

OH MY GOD MOM MY MUSIC IS NOT TOO FUCKING LOUD. SERIOUSLY. I HAVE IT AT A REASONABLE LEVEL. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO RISK OF EAR DAMAGE. YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE LOUD NOISES ANYWAYS. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REALIZE THAT SOUND IS AIR VIBRATIONS THAT TRAVEL IN EVERY FUCKING DIRECTION, SO I'M SORRY THAT I DON'T HAVE A HEADSET THAT CAN MAKE IT TRAVEL SOLELY INTO MY EARS.

JESUS

I get frustrated when my computer keeps freezing and my brother starts telling me how computers aren't my life, what the fuck does that have to do with anything.

He then acts like a victim when I get fucking rustled at him, I wish he'd fuck off with his condescending comments.

Huh. Since I'm going into computer science, I can now say that computers really are my life.

Everyone is constantly in a bad mood at my house and my sister can't take a fucking joke. Not a personal attack or poking fun at her. Just a normal booty joke.

And somehow I'm the one accused of having no sense of humor.

I can't log into my YouTube account on my Wii U using the app

Every time I sign in it gives me a code to activate and every time I activate it and I go and try to sign in again it just gives me another code

This happen to anyone else?

I can't help you with the account (never tried using one), but have you tried using the web browser instead?

DAMMIT WHY AM I SICK?!

Obnosim wrote:I can't help you with the account (never tried using one), but have you tried using the web browser instead?

Yeah, I have been. I'd kind of prefer using the app but I'll live

Its impossible to do anything cool because there's always a billion other people who want to do the same thing, making the whole experience an ordeal instead of fun

There's now two separate people in my life who think saying "DEEZ NUTS" is hilarious with neither context nor build-up.

I mean, for fuck's sake, at least make the effort to use it as a punchline.