AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The most frustrating thing in my life right now must be that I'm 25, and my family still treats me like a retarded 5 year old.

It takes 30 minutes to get to a placement for me to do more IT work via my dad's delivery van.
It takes up to 2 hours to get home by bus.

I hate buses. I need them but I still hate them.

A friend of mine has decided to go vegan, and now she feels the need to give me play-by-plays every fucking time she cooks. "Ohhh, I made homemade pesto, I made protein bars, I made veggie whatever". She didnt do this before, is there some fucking protein that vegans dont get that makes them think anyone gives a shit about their crappy new diet? She keeps linking me to these stupid nutritional videos too, even though I've explicitly told her I dont like vegan food and have no intention of ever eating it again.

Q: How do you find a vegan in a crowded room?

A: Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you.

That can be said about several kinds of people

hello yes i have a question: i'm a vegan who does crossfit, what do i tell everyone about first??

[Citation Needed] wrote:hello yes i have a question: i'm a vegan who does crossfit, what do i tell everyone about first??

You complain that your crossfit protein shake isn't vegan enough for you. That way you get two bases covered with one whine!

And they always describe the horrible concoctions as "yummy". ALWAYS that fucking word. Vegan food is not fucking YUMMY, its glorified horse feed!! And of course end every description with ":3"

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

One of my finals was moved from Tuesday to fucking tomorrow.
This is also the day I have to hand shit in if I want to pass the fucking class.
I'm so rustled off that I had to find this gif and post it to alleviate a potential sheer breakdown.

i wish parents would teach their kids that supermarkets are not a playground

Some douche nozzle hospitalized a kid at my school today. People are fucking savages.

Granny Benson wrote:Some douche nozzle hospitalized a kid at my school today. People are fucking savages.

whoa whoa whoa what

Like, Kid VS Kid or Adult VS Kid? Or is it a multi-level school so it was Kid VS Much Larger Kid?

Those kindergarteners can be brutal. Don't let their lack of height catch you off guard.

TheStranger wrote:And of course end every description with ":3"

I use :3 a lot but I couldn't be more non-vegan.
Chicken is too delicious. :3

Is :3 actually a common vegan thing? So many people will think I'm vegan but couldn't be more wrong.

no it's not a common vegan thing.