AWKWARD ZOMBIE

How does that relate to anything?

You don't exactly have the same deduction ability as the guy in your avatar do you?
Not Kirby.
"Polyamory is wrong" = false. "Santa Claus is real" = false. One stops believing either with enough maturity.

One is an opinion, the other is fact.

I guess so, I mean it's very possible that Santa Claus was based on a real person.

There's no need for a sarcastic remark, the concept of morality is not set in stone, every person chooses to believe what they want to believe regarding what is "right" and what is "wrong".

Nobody cares, Aquabat. This is a thread used to vent about stuff that pisses people off, not a thread for people to be smartasses.

SaintCrazy wrote:Toddlers are actually the worst. I just don't understand the constant screaming only to test out their own vocal chords. I'm not overly crabby about other people's kids but that is just my biggest pet peeve.

Remember, your life is incomplete without children

I cant stand children, but I'm willing to tolerate them in places where you have to expect them. HOWEVER, I want to atleast have the option of having peace and quiet in my own fucking home, but no no, apparently that is a complete impossibility. Do I have to live in a fucking Unabomber shack in the woods?!

Well hello there crippling back pains I haven't seen you in months.
I gather you finally got the news that the new mattress I had to replace the old one with is made of cement.

My aunt is at it again. This time, she's blaming us specifically for things that she did herself as a response to saying we did things wrong.

She placed metal rods upright against a wall and, surprise surprise, they fell down. She knocked on the door and started talking about how it could've killed one of the cats as though we were the ones who decided to put those rods there.
She then moved them and came back to complain when they fell off the shelf she set them on.

She then went on a rant about how we didn't clean up the house, which Mom and I put a lot of effort into, and said we moved everything to the wrong spot.


We just spent twenty minutes after she finally shut up writing down the definition of Verbal Abuse.
She's been saying "You need to write stuff down. You NEED to write stuff down!" for so long, so we're writing stuff down now.

Remind me again why you havent kicked this crazy bitch out?

It's her house and she's letting us stay here "out of the kindness of [her] heart".

We have bodaciously nowhere else to go.

Time for a mutiny. It's your house, now!

That would require legal paperwork, the owner's consent, and a lot of cheddar.

I'm afraid I'll have to take the fictional lawyer's advice.

GODDAMNIT YOUTUBE, FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONE!!! I DONT WANT TO GO SEE MAD MAX FURY ROAD, I DONT WANT MCDONALDS, I DONT WANT ANY FUCKING COLD MEDICINE, I DONT WANT ANY FUCKING PLANE TICKETS, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!! YOUR FUCKING ADS JUST MAKES ME HATE THE daisies PRODUCTS AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO BASH THE BRAINS IN OF WHOEVER THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO PUT THESE ADS IN FRONT OF EVERY FUCKING VIDEO!!! STOP FUCKING INTERUPTING EVERY VIDEO OVER 20 MINUTES WITH SOME FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! I HATE YOU!!! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!