AWKWARD ZOMBIE

lol so the neighbours that we thought were firing last night can't legally own a gun

why?

because they're coke dealers

and they're on the DEA list

and they have us on their hit list because we have security cameras

hooraaaaaaaaaay

because i'm not already riddled with anxiety and paranoia about going outside already!

You know whats really great when youre broke and out of food? Seeing the same fucking fast food commercial over and over again on YouTube. Really, its great, doesnt make me want to burn down their nearest location at all

In Minecraft: (We were both Admins)
Me: *Watches a guy give himself Night vision over and over again*
*decides to give myself a Flask of Owlsight (Nightvision)*
The Guy: "Hey lol u cheatin again Dz? Not allowed to do that!"

Id never cheated in the server until that time, and only because he had so much. Jerk -_-#

My eyes are itchy as hell. Allergy season has officially started and now I'm going to be a sourpuss for several months while I get to listen to everyone fucking sing and prance around that the snow is gone.

At least you don't have allergy medicine that isn't doing jack shit.

The last time I took allergy medicine was in high school, and my grades actually plummeted because I kept falling asleep during class. I'd rather have a stuffy nose than bother with finding a new medicine.

AquaBat wrote:At least you don't have allergy medicine that isn't doing jack shit.

I do actually. The only thing that's ever helped even a little are these shots I'm getting right now, and I don't even know how well they're working, only that I'm no longer so allergic to pollen that I am also allergic to food.

My allergies are so bad I get bronchitis every year, possibly pneumonia. Meanwhile everyone else is practically shitting themselves with joy over the weather and all i want to do is sneeze on them. It's my own personal hell for 4 months.

I've caught something. Might be allergies, I don't know. I can't stop coughing. Oh jeez nobody should touch this computer for a while until I disinfect it.

every single night, without fail, the internet here becomes unbearably slow and barely usable

agh

Well shit. Front driveline is going out, tie rods are all wobbly, and a CV boot is about toast. Thank god for tax returns.

Parents.

First-world problem: My favorite band is swinging by here on tour but the date that they'll be closest is the weekend of the Jacksonville festival for which I've already got tickets so I can't see them.

This is where you prove your status of fanship by kidnapping the band, locking them in your garage and forcing them to play a concert for you.

... Though you didn't hear it from me.

This fucking sickness. It's getting better so slowly. It's like being taunted by a glacier. It goes away, but it's taking its sweet time.

Job hunting is so overwhelming, even after seeing a career counselor. It's like a full-time job in itself. It makes me question whether or not I'm really cut out for this stuff. But I really really don't want to give up after coming this far, getting through college and all that. It's like I'm caught somewhere in between self-loathing and high standards.