AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I spent an hour trying to remove the kitchen faucet, I just had to replace the nozzle head...... which typing took 2 minutes.

try to find a low-cost mobile clinic or a place like a humane society or the ASPCA in your area - they will do it for very cheap. The HHS by my house will neuter a cat for $40. A spay is $60, and they do a good job - small incision, tattoo, pain meds at a good price. Sometimes, if you're willing to get up at 4am, you can get it done for free at mobile places. Check online, or call around to a couple shelters and ask. They'll help you out - all about helping people getting their pets fixed. Maybe if you find a cheaper price they'll be more willing to comply?

Or you can just explain to them that if a tomcat remains intact, they can become aggressive, loud (howling to find/attract queens in heat,) and will spray on bodaciously everything in the house, ruining furniture and making the place smell like horrible piss. Even a $100 neuter is way cheaper than replacing your couch because your cat won't stop peeing on it. trust me.

if all else fails, spend $10 on a humane trap to shove him in, and take him to a trap-neuter-release place to get it done for free. the only thing with that is 1. if your conscience bugs you for lying, and 2. they'll tip one of his ears - they routinely do this to feral cats as a visible way to know they're altered.

I think I need to take next week off too, I'm still not feeling better at all.

Running into computer problems stress me out like nothing else. Any time I try to learn more I just end up realizing I'm an idiot because almost nothing about computers makes sense to me.

I have that problem, too.

Just, replace "computers" with "people".

Does anybody else want to punch Flo? I really want to punch Flo. Fuck Progressive and their annoying commercials. Fuck Flo's annoying voice.

I would rather have 10 minutes nonstop of Flo than see another fucking "Truth" anti-smoking commercial with that terrible "rap".

AquaBat wrote:10 minutes nonstop of Flo

You are a madman.

[Citation Needed] wrote:Does anybody else want to punch Flo? I really want to punch Flo. Fuck Progressive and their annoying commercials. Fuck Flo's annoying voice.

I thought you were talking about some kind of euphemism for menstruation at first and was like 'YEAH ME TOO--wait'

I am in such a heavy state of anger simply from thinking about bullshit I've experienced from my mom (and someone else's mom, a little).
Have I talked about the infuriating practice of painting someone's reaction as just an action? About how you should ask yourself if what somebody is doing when they get mad at someone else for hating them can be better described as blaming someone else that they elicit hatred? If only it were possible to drill that into some certain people's heads, and to give them the ability to think about whether or not what's coming to them is deserved BEFORE they dodge a punch.

The new smoking ads are annoying. My phone now enters a state of infinite loading on youtube. And it's the dang ads that will not load.

[Citation Needed] wrote:Does anybody else want to punch Flo? I really want to punch Flo. Fuck Progressive and their annoying commercials. Fuck Flo's annoying voice.

What!? Flo is the best.
I had Progressive exclusively because Flo is amazing.(Then again I have a weird thing for girls in Converse shoes)

I guess their marketing department is effective, then?

What about Converse on dudes? I'm a big fan of Converse on anyone, really. I don't know what the deal with those shoes are.

I like them on girls a whole lot. I can't put my finger on it.
Something about it being more of a guy's shoe, but girls can pull them off better.
[Revelations]Might be the reason I only wear chucks. Lets me feel more feminine.[/Revelations]

Chuck Taylor high fives yo o/

All I have now is black Chucks, but I want to get red ones and maybe some other colors eventually.
This is rapidly becoming the pop flyin' thread.