Things that piss you off

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I wore a scarf, so apparently I'm a "total faggot".

It's seven fucking degrees (Fahrenheit) today. You're one of the shitheads bitching about the cold because you're outside in sweatpants and a hoodie you've had for ten years.

[Sarducar]

So being warm is gay now? What a strange, strange outlook.

[Cori]

So being warm is gay now? What a strange, strange outlook.

When I was in high school my german teacher told our class that saying you were 'warm' was a euphemism for being gay.

So yes. Yes it is.

[BurntToShreds]

I've been working hard in class, maintaining a decent sleep schedule, doing my all-around best keep myself on a decent routine, and when I'm having just one off day and decide to head to bed early without eating much of anything for dinner, my mom thinks it's best to worry me by coming into my room, waking me up, and telling me she's nervous about the results of a biopsy she had done that I didn't know of that she's going to get the results for tomorrow. I know that makes me a selfish, inconsiderate jerk, but this year's already shoved a fair amount of stressful stuff on me and I especially don't need to be staying up all night a nervous wreck.

[Rinoko]

So being warm is gay now? What a strange, strange outlook.

When I was in high school my german teacher told our class that saying you were 'warm' was a euphemism for being gay.

So yes. Yes it is.

"Hot" and "cold" are also euphemisms for horny/not horny in German

[Cori]

Yeah. That's why you don't say "I am hot/cold/warm", you've gotta say "It is hot/cold/warm".

[scebboaliwiw]

Boy for having so very loudly screeched, as is her usual method of speech, that people need to put logic ahead of their own feelings, [specific person I know who is not anyone on these forums] sure does value being mad over being right. It's a good thing for her that she's so easily able to decide to create anger ex nihilo so that she can believe herself to have the most valuable thoughts in any situation.

[TheStranger]

Boy for having so very loudly screeched, as is her usual method of speech, that people need to put logic ahead of their own feelings, [specific person I know who is not anyone on these forums] sure does value being mad over being right. It's a good thing for her that she's so easily able to decide to create anger ex nihilo so that she can believe herself to have the most valuable thoughts in any situation.

Keep in mind that people like that dont actually mean "logic", they mean "everything I think and feel which is obviously always corrrect now and forever". They just use the word because it makes them feel smarter.

[Sarducar]

So being warm is gay now? What a strange, strange outlook.

When I was in high school my german teacher told our class that saying you were 'warm' was a euphemism for being gay.

So yes. Yes it is.

Welp, I guess I just want to be gay then. I'll be gay and pop flyin' over here while others freeze, scarfless.

[Reyo]

I just love it when professors misconstrue the cause and effect of the shit you do. Like "you didn't do the review sheet for the exam!? Do you not care?!"

Or...or...or what in the hell do you think I was gonna do all weekend?

Clearly it was "play video games while back off into the worksheet while throwing darks at your likeness." Or at least now that's the temping offer.

The intention also wasn't to get spoonfed, it was to save the worksheet for studying over the weekend.

But nope...clearly its "I don't care."

[TheStranger]

Had a Laughing Mad fit this morning and couldnt stop. One of my neighbors complained. Not a high moment for me

[Cori]

I have work slightly earlier than usual tomorrow (er, today) and I still can't bring myself to go to bed at a decent time.

It's right there, the blankets are pulled back, but...internet...

[Rinoko]

I swear to GOD, Mom, if you contradict one more trivial thing I say, I am going to rip my hair out and shove it all deep in my ears so I don't have to listen to anymore of your insipid BULLSHIT.

[The Nightman]

Ever since earlier today when I found out I might have a chance of getting glaucoma in the future, my sister keeps mentioning to me how apparently marijuana is a cure for it and that I might end up as a stoner.

[TheStranger]

Doesnt pot just lessen the pain of glaucoma, and not actually cure it? And also, you wont end up a stoner if you use it responsibly