Things that piss you off

[Brekkjern]

My package has spent 11 days travelling from some place in Texas to Chicago. It's supposed to be in Norway by the 26th. I'm not optimistic...

[Reyo]

pop flyin' birthday to me, kyle and i went out to dinner and then got mugged on our doorstep when we returned home

so now we have no cheddar, one car, thankfully our lives and our pets' lives and most of our valuables as they didn't go in our house, but the jackasses have our phones a set of keys so we're at my parents' right now waiting for them to get back to take us to get a new lock

/confetti popper

I suppose one of the silver linings of living near a college campus is all of the would-be-muggers knowing better than to try and hold anyone up.

"Let's see, I've got $3, 7 stamps on a frozen yogurt coupon, about 31 cents on a Starbucks gift card, an expired Sams Club membership, textbook receipts, HOLY BALLS A NICKEL!"
"You know what, nevermind...I'll get crack cheddar elsewhere."

"Thank God he didn't ask about the backpack. I have at least $500 worth of Magic cards in there..."

[AquaBat]

You act as if those cards would mean anything to a crack addict too doped on the drugs to think to look up how much they're worth

[shazza]

ahaha yeah like. 'what's gaia's cradle?' 'chuck it'

i had like a $200 crystal hairpiece in my hair an my $800 engagement ring but they were obviously just in for cash and our bank accounts. my purse was worth about $100 or so but guarantee they just dumped it like idiots.

our families have really helped out and kyle's CEO gave us a ton of cheddar to help cover the stuff we'd be out installing security and all, so it's been fine. we had a mini-vacation at my parents' (though i'd have rather been able to go to my birthday trip to New Orleans,) and the only real annoying bit left is that they took the only key to kyle's car, and getting the ignition/doors changed would be more than the car itself is worth, so we're kinda unsure of where to go from there. it wouldn't cost a lot to get a locksmith to make us a new key, but there'd still be the risk that they could come back and drive off with it (though they likely won't.)

[D-vid]

Since he's got your keys maybe he's stupid enough to try and break in.

[shazza]

well we changed the door locks, and it didn't seem like their first rodeo so likely they know we'll have upped our security already so the only thing they'd come back for is the car if they're stupid enough to try. they also know we have a shotgun (they interrogated us on what was of value inside) though so honestly if they've got any bit of intelligence they won't come around here again

[pikscast]

Scott Cawthon. I love him and hate him at the same time. I love him for creating FNaF, but I hate him because he is a cryptic motherALMONDS.

And yes I did just censor myself with ALMONDS.

[D-vid]

I don't understand all those jokes about people losing their contact lenses when I've been trying for 15 minutes getting these fuckers out to no avail.
Edit: 45 minutes total until I got them out.

[shazza]

one of the first times i wore my super expensive toric contacts i rubbed one out of my eye like an idiot

i hardly ever wear my contacts so i'm not used to y'know. not being able to rub my eyes.

[Anna-aurion]

Customers at work and simply how busy it has been since American Sniper came out. I'm not hating people who liked the movie oh on, I'm just annoyed how many people come and see it.

[Nachalnik]

Tuxedo Mask broke up with me to date another woman because he said the distance was too hard for him but he was meant to be visiting in 2 weeks and all he could talk about before was how excited he was to see me and how much he loved me so what's up with that?

i can't believe i got left for someone else twice in a row. i'm starting to think something's wrong with me.

i'm so angry and upset all the time

[shazza]

we were so, so close to being debt-free

i hope the drugs or whatever was worth it because we won't get to do anything for a good long while

[Vax]

Woah there what happened?

[Misterme7]

Woah there what happened?

Earlier Vax said they were robbed on their doorstep. I assume this is about that.

[Vax]

Oh riiiiiiight. I saw that, but for some reason my brain made some jump that her husband spent some of their cheddar on drugs? No clue how I made that leap but yeah haha