AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Try refrigerating or even freezing your bread, that helps it keep way longer. Keep it in an airtight bag so it doesn't dry out though.

A friend of mine just will not shut up about this crappy new OC she designed. Most of our chats over the past few weeks have been her insisting on prattling on about him, and its driving me crazy. Why is it that the more boring and derivative a character or story is, the more its creator will try to cram it down everyone's throats?

Oh look, Shadow the Hedgehog post-Adventure 2 in a nutshell.

I'd suggest telling her you're not really interested in that sort of thing.

Some of the painkillers that I was given for my wisdom teeth surgery have gone missing and my mom thinks I sold them. I think my older sister probably took them, but my mom seems pretty dead set on it being me.

daisies it, I've been trying really hard to get my mom's trust lately so that she might finally be accepting of my choice to go to college and I think this might have ruined it.

I really wish I yelled at my mom in the face for her reaction to me wearing a dress. She stared at me in silence with a disgusting expression, asked me if it it was mine, and when I told her that somebody got it for me as a gift she said "Apparently they think you're a hippie". And when I angrily asked "Hippie?" she thought I was asking what a hippie was.
I really wish I had kicked her in the face. I know I would have had the support of my brother for it.

You're not allowed to hit your parents until you've moved out.

I've gotten similar reactions from my Mom when I refused to wear a dress/skirt. Screw you Mom, I don't like the feeling of my legs touching each other while I walk. Also it's not the 1800s and women can wear pants now.

Is her problem the dress itself, or does she have a "Men can't wear dresses; time to fear for my son's future" vibe? If it's the second one then definitely tell her off if she brings it up again.

What she was going on about was the dress itself, but she might very well have just been trying to hide that she has something against men wearing dresses or something like that. I can imagine her trying to hide being an asshole via being an asshole. I have other dresses I can wear to see if she says anything about those as well, and if so
My foot ==> her face.

Also I apparently mis-edited my last post resulting in "yelled at my mom in the face" which... still works I guess.

pop flyin' birthday to me, kyle and i went out to dinner and then got mugged on our doorstep when we returned home

so now we have no cheddar, one car, thankfully our lives and our pets' lives and most of our valuables as they didn't go in our house, but the jackasses have our phones a set of keys so we're at my parents' right now waiting for them to get back to take us to get a new lock

/confetti popper

Wow, that's a really scary situation. I'm really glad you or anyone else didn't get hurt.

Jesus Shaz, I hope you two are ok.

Any chance your phones had GPS tech in them at all? I've heard of phone companies being able to track phone locations when they get lost/stolen. Might be worth checking to see if that's a possibility.

My copy of Smash Bros. Wii U won't work right gonna try again later
Sorry to hear Shaz hope the thugs get caught.

My sister's children successfully gave me a headache. I never get headaches.

I stepped on a splinter or something on our crappy wooden floor, and now my heel hurts constantly. Hurts to walk, hurts to do nothing.

My roommates.
They are kind of the worst kind of people I could ever live with, and probably for bad reasons on my end, but like... Fuck, man. I just can't stand them.