Things that piss you off

[AwkwardSkeleton]

People that try to be funny and fail miserably

Judging by this and that post in the circlejerk thread I think you're referring to me

[Rinoko]

OK, I know I'm not a mod, but that's enough.

No matter who you are, if you're getting so butthurt that you need to personally insult people or otherwise act like a dick, it's time to step away from the computer for a while.

[AquaBat]

Judging by this and that post in the circlejerk thread I think you're referring to me

No, that post was a joke and the post here was me being passive-aggressive as usual, but to someone else

You're okay, kid

[Valbrandur]

This is wonderful.

Was going to enjoy shooting up some fireworks but due to my inability to handle all the loud noise of the fireworks, my stomach winded up and I had too much stomach pains to be outside.

[Game Angel]

feeling sick when i should really be drinking already but dont want to feel MORE SICK......

[RobotMeiser]

That moment in a game and you know you pressed the button but the character just falls into the pit instead

[Rinoko]

I got an e-mail from the pastor at my grandparents' church today. He said that he knows I'm having "struggles" and that he thinks it's "based on [my] faith". The thing is, I didn't give it to him and I didn't give anyone else permission to give it to him, which makes this an invasion of my privacy. And since there are few people who know my e-mail address and that pastor, that means that either my parents asked him to e-mail me and gave him my address, or my grandparents asked my parents for it to give to him.

[Dire]

You can either politely decline or ignore him. Then play dumb to frustrate who ever thought it was a bright idea to give out your email.

[Exeres]

Don't say anything about it to your family, either. Very high chance that the first person to ask if you've received any interesting e-mails or heard from the pastor lately is the culprit.

[Reyo]

Change your email and only tell a few people. Have communication errors occur between you and your family until they finally ask you what's going on. Tell them you had to change your email because people kept giving the old one out to others without asking permission first, and that you "coulda swore" you gave the new one to them. It doesn't directly blame them for it, but they still get the idea that what they did caused you to take action that led to the issue.

[Sarducar]

Alternatively, find the responsible person and sign up their home adress for a billion religious pamplets.

[YCobb]

As fun as the idea of being a passive-aggressive booty is, I hope Marc ignores these suggestions in favor of politely declining the pastor's offer and politely voicing his concerns to whomever gave out his email.
Y'all are sort of giving awful advice

[Exeres]

Hey, all I suggested was a way to discern the truth from a group of people who I find likely to lie.

[Dire]

I said to politely decline... or don't. Also I said to pretend to know nothing about it.

[Reyo]

I never claimed not to be a passive aggressive dick, though in my defense I did suggest a method that inherently avoids confrontation.

wait...that's the "passive" part of it...shit never mind.