AWKWARD ZOMBIE

"I'm a virgin and I probably will be for a long time and I'm proud of it, so don't even try ladies"

Marcato wrote:A friend of mine constantly posts images and statuses on Facebook saying things like "I'm a virgin and I probably will be for a long time and I'm proud of it, so don't even try ladies", and it just makes him look so desperate. Today he bodaciously told girls not to sext him.

He may just be trying to convince himself that having sex before a certain age isn't actually important. Which is a good mindset to have anyway.

Yeah but it's completely unprompted and kind of creeping me out.

Your friend sounds annoying as hell, and reading that kind of made me want to punch him.

I don't know, he was my best friend in high school, but I heard he changed a lot once he moved away.

Here's the thing, people don't post on face book unless they want people to notice them and engage them. It's kinda like watching a cartoon character desperately using reverse psychology in a ham fisted manner.

I know a guy right now who's a little like that. Like every other day, makes a post about how pop flyin' he is to be a bachelor and not have had relations with a woman and how he's a gentleman and would respect a lady.
Granted, this guy does dress well, Spoony levels of dapper if you follow. But I still get massive 'desperation' vibes.

It's not like he's asexual either. Like he brings up how much he hates people (mainly men) who only care about sex quite often. Sex clearly bothers him in a way it doesn't bother my asexual friends.

I dunno, it's just sad and frustrating.

But I'm a shit head and I occasionally push his buttons with my awful proletarian tendencies.

there are two leaks in my kitchen ceiling. no big deal, right?
Except theyre on my fucking light and im too scared to turn it on.

Fuck.

I hate when people make fun of others for saving cheddar. And not even for saving cheddar in ways that jut end up costing more, or by screwing someone else over, just for saving cheddar. "Haha, you're capable of avoiding unnecessary loss!"

The wifi in this house is completely fuckin unusable. Packet loss is around 5%, ping on most websites is around 800, and some websites just adamantly refuse to load.

Pretty sure half of it is that our router takes about a decade to connect to any DNS.

Seeing as how my mom knows I have depression, desperation, and every single problem under the sun right now, I sure do like it when she keeps putting me down and says I'll never get a girl with a messy room.

One of my friends has a messy room and she's dating someone, and my aunt found someone and her room was worse than mine, she needs to quit putting me down thinking this'll inspire me to do everything right in life.

You think the jury would see it my way if I killed my next door neighbors for keeping me up at 4 AM on a fucking Sunday night? Seriously, I dont care if their fucking kids are on fire, with the kind of noise theyre making I'm thinking of just barring the doors and pumping their apartment full of gas.

Woo it's time to do the project that's been looming over me all year, and complete it in its entirety the week before its due!

I continue to amaze myself with my productivity

Car won't start, and I needed to leave for class half a goddamned hour ago.

Forgot my debit card expired last month so I don't have any way to spend cheddar until I get my new one. Hopefully it's in the mail (I haven't checked in a while), but if its not I'll have to wait a few days...

Also I swear my ADD meds have the opposite of their intended effect, it's so hard to bring myself to get anything done.

That's fine, Boss. That's cool to cut my hours when I have a car payment due around the time of my next paycheck. It's fine.