AWKWARD ZOMBIE

This time, I messed up cutting my hair so badly that I need to go to the stylist tomorrow to get it fixed.

Atleast it's not going to be as short as last year, but it's already pretty dang short.

We have reached the point where even stating an opinion of disapproval in a mild, non-infamitory way just to gauge public opinion is met with this comic and I don't like this thing no sir not one bit.

Because it totally trivialises what was a well thought out, and valid criticism? Yeah, I don't like that either.

Not even that but it just wraps back around to "don't dislike the bands that I like" and that's just as dumb as what the comic is making fun of. Like to the author's credit the actual point of the comic is fine and something I agree with but Memetics has transformed the original sentiment into a monster.

I really hate when people think that being cynical makes them smart. Or that being an asshole makes them smart.

25€ for a haircut? What the fuck

I want some lose ends trimmed, not my hair encased in gold

I made a Facebook status joking about the pay for my summer job, and some idiot whom I don't even know flipped her shit. All "why isn't the government stepping in" and telling me to move to Canada, called my father an "ijit," and made a status saying 'mic drop' after her first bout of stupid misinformed drivel.

It was incredible. Time to stop accepting unfamiliar friend requests.

Wow.

Receptionist was leaving for lunch today and joked about how cold it was in the office. Hahahahaha fuck you.

Man what happened today, I did nothing but sleep all day. I don't even know how I ended up passing out for hours no matter where I sat.

Watching Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, my favorite movie:

Me: "Man, the girl playing Veruca is a pretty good actress, I want to punch that girl."
Mom: "It's not real, Anon..."

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MOM I KNOW THAT. IT'S A FUCKING JOKE.

Fucking Cloudflare 520 error on this site of pso2 information that I use frequently and nobody else I know is actually getting the error it's just me but I've looked up cloudflare and it's definitely on Cirnopedia's end and not mine.

And speaking of PSO2 FUCKING DDOSERS GOT THE SERVERS TAKEN OFFLINE FOR NOW BECAUSE SOMEONE MADE A NUDE PATCH. That's my best guess as to why, anyway. "OH NO! Bikini wearing women can now be naked with a bandaid on their vagina. WE BETTER MAKE SURE NOBODY CAN PLAY!"

Fuck. To top it all off, PSO-World is also offline. This happened shortly after PSO2 servers got the DDoS hit. Shortly before all of this was a post from a JP user who shoved his text in to Google Translate & didn't correct it. Said something about a hunt & a user by the name of AIDA, who is responsible in part for the creation of the English Patch & English Story Patch, as well as maintenance & easy installation thereof. People have instantly assumed AIDA is the guy who created the Nude Patch, which just isn't the case - he's even openly renounced the thing and refused to add options for its use in his Tweaker program.

I don't know who's responsible for this, nor am I actually sure the creation of the Nude Patch is the reason for it, but given the setup of events it seems the most likely for now.

And I am goddamn furious because I was on the edge of convincing a friend to join because a class with his trademark favorite weapon [dual blades] is coming out in August & I could use a few months to get him up to speed in how the game works, firsthand, before Bouncer is released.

aahaha why did I read the comments section of Yahoo articles

so much homophobia and transphobia haha I want to fucking die

Comments sections are bad, even for the Internet. I still support the idea of a hit squad that goes to the house of anyone who posts poorly spelled rants online and cuts off their fingers

Marcato wrote:Anon

u ok Marc?

Ugh last night was the worst. It's 2am and I'm ten seconds away from being asleep and suddenly I hear an explosion outside that wakes me up. All the power in the house goes off and I'm sittin in the dark. It's so hot it's not even funny, I end up laying around until about 5am when the power finally turns back on and I'm out within two minutes.
I thought i was going to suffocate in the heat it was so bad.