AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Gaining birth control shouldn't have filled me with the amount of anxiety that it did and it should have had less awkward stares from uncomfortable pharmacists.

I pulled my calf muscle and now I can't walk. Goddamn that was one of the worst ways to wake up

Edit: Well nevermind I guess. Apparently pushing through the pain and stretching my leg out makes the pain go away.

Ha, reminds me of when I broke my ankle. I woke up late for school and my leg was numb from sleeping on it funny. Since I was late, I immediately got up and tried to get ready and ended up putting all my weight on that leg and lost balance. Hurt like hell. I didn't even know it was broke though, I just limped through the day and for a few weeks after that. Then I noticed I had what looked like a second ankle on that foot, so I went and got it checked. Turns out I had broken my ankle and it healed back funny. I can still walk just fine though, so no biggie.

Seriously Imgur, fuck off with your Game of Thrones shit, I want funny pictures not this crap.

The wi-fi at work died in the middle of my shift and then a carton of milk on the third row from the bottom started to leak on the ones below it litterally 10 minutes before closing, because why not.
Also it's the hottest day of the year yet and I hate it.

You know what's really super rad while driving? Someone tailgating me on a windy, twisty road full of standing water, blinding/deafening rain-hail mix, and lightning striking a goddamned tree that was right next to my car so that I felt it through my floorboards and was suddenly even more blinded/deafened.

Oh yeah, gotta agree with you there. This one time my brother was driving along a mountain trail, and he was really tense, white-knuckling the steering wheel and whatnot. So to make him enjoy himself more, I took it upon myself to turn his head to the right to where he could appreciate the view. He told me that if I did that again, he would stop the car and beat me to death, but I could tell that he was only joking. Sometimes I would go, "Wow, it's all white to the left, can't see the ground anymore," or "Man, it'd be pretty bad if it rained right now, huh?" to which he would respond with a strained "HA!" Later, when I was just looking out into space, something caught my eye, so I said, "Hey, look, a bird! Just flapping its wings! Below us! No wait, that's a building. Might be a river even! I can't tell; we're so high up!" When we arrived at our destination, he punched me.

Walked into the guard shack, and went to put my thing full of monsters in the fridge when I noticed it was only half full. I remember putting the whole thing in there, so I went back to the car to see if there was wetness on the seat, and sure as shit there were. Only...there wasn't enough on the seat to warrant the loss of liquid from the bottle...

None of it got in my backback, which is nice, but still...

suspicious...

I hate packing.

Also my plans for the next couple days are up in the air because I have to wait on the apartment place to do background checks and all that before they will let me move in. So it could be that I would have to wait until Friday to move in, which is the day I sign out of my current place. I guess I'll talk to her tomorrow to see if I can get it done earlier...

MrPotatoMan wrote:Seriously Imgur, fuck off with your Game of Thrones shit, I want funny pictures not this crap.

Same can be said about Doctor Who, Community, Parks and Rec, Firefly, Supernatural, etc.

Some girls on Facebook are talking about the two preteen girls who stabbed their friend as a 'sacrifice to slenderman'

they're getting more upset about the fact that slenderman is going to have a bad reputation now, and they're finding pieces of 'evidence' to disprove the motive for the attack.

You should hear the radio guys talking about the disgusting new murder inspiration from the interwebs.

Granny Benson wrote:

MrPotatoMan wrote:Seriously Imgur, fuck off with your Game of Thrones shit, I want funny pictures not this crap.

Same can be said about Doctor Who, Community, Parks and Rec, Firefly, Supernatural, etc.

Remember TPP? Pokemon posts still get downvoted for no reason.

So there has been this really loud mockingbird sitting outside my window for the past 5 days. It's not to bad during the day, but at night it goes on and on and on. It doesn't bother me too much, but it's driving my mom crazy.

Exeres wrote:You should hear the radio guys talking about the disgusting new murder inspiration from the interwebs.

The Radio mans here were trying so hard not to reveal the fact they're all old, and that they're still hip and with it. They actually did their research tho, and didn't outright demonize the creepypasta community which was surpring.

Goddammit, Spidercat has been outside for more than 24 hours now, and I have to have him with me before I can leave for my sister's graduation, but I have no idea where he is and augh.