AWKWARD ZOMBIE

my roommate's gonna go smoking weed after saying he's not going to smoke weed again

what a dumbass

eta: roommate did not actually smoke weed, i am glad

i was watching a let's play video on youtube and it was on someone's playlist but i wasn't really paying attention to what was on it so when the video i was watching ended i was greeted with a video of some guy getting his infected spots burst by a doctor

it was right at the start of the video as well so there was no warning or a "oh boy i don't like where this is going" moment

i feel really sick

Kicked a hole in my wall trying to send a not so subtle message of "It's 3:30 in the f***ing morning, let's cut the beer pong and country music because some of us actually have to get up early and function as beneficial members of society" to my upstairs neighbors. That's only a mild annoyance though, the shitty furniture this place has has already assured me I will a) not be getting my safety deposit back and b) be paying a bunch of cheddar for damages when I move out anyway. The main annoyance is they're still doing this shit after months of abuse. They've even gotten a fine for being the loud assholes they are. I know this because they accidentally sent the fine to us first. I went ahead and wailed on their door this morning to send a general message of "fuck you", but petty revenge isn't going to fix the fact that I have 7.5 hours left with an hour and some change worth of sleep. Any more of this bullcrap and they're getting pyrotechnics on their balcony.

daisies, sounds like you're living in some sort of crappy sitcom.

Car commercials. Well commercials in general, but car commercials especially. They're so smug and pretentious, and they're all the fucking same, yet they insist they're unique.

Blitz Walrus wrote:Car commercials. Well commercials in general, but car commercials especially. They're so smug and pretentious, and they're all the fucking same, yet they insist they're unique.

Oh hey I have been having this thing on my mind for a while

Fuck France am I right? They think they're better because they live a longer, healthier and happier life but they sure aren't American so... buy this car

Down with Great Handsome Oppressor!

Tuxedo Mask is mad at me because i'm planning on buying this shirt

How dare you purchase something you like, what kind of monster does that.

Capitalist pig's minions, Grye.

Those kind of monsters.

Nachalnik wrote:this shirt

Is he worried you're going to eat him?

without any additional context, my guess is: He's probably just assuming that you're reading something into it because of your previous disagreements about feminism.

I just think it's cool because "hah, biology/entomology joke"

i'm 21 years old and i'm being told to go to bed by my mom

Nachalnik wrote:Tuxedo Mask is mad at me because i'm planning on buying this shirt

That is a really cool looking Mantis.

I'm due for a haircut soon but I have no cheddar to get a good job done