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pop flyin' Easter AZ,
Today, I received nothing but a bitch out from my mum because despite cleaning the bathroom for her and receiving no :oh hey you did the thing, thanks" I get a bith out about how there ar eno forks because I forgot to runt he dishwasher by accident.

I'm sorry. Like. IT's running. can you please stop muttering outside my door.
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Allergies killin' me. Head in a fog, nose like a fountain, eyes puffin' up like crazy. All the kids running around raising up the traditional Easter ruckus aren't helping either.
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broadband and wifi isn't working all of a sudden for bodaciously no reason

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My cousin came to visit last night and she asked me if I had a girlfriend yet, and I said "No, I don't really have any interest in dating." to which my mom replied with something like "Well, you don't have to date them, just get you some." I swear that rustled me off so much, and I really did not expect my mom to say something like that. First of all, women, or anyone for that matter, shouldn't be used for sex. Secondly, my older sister had a child at 15, and my mom just got done griping at my younger sister the other day because she runs around with her boyfriend a lot. I don't want to be like them. Being the smartass that I am, I responded with something like "Yea, then I can have 5 kids like you and work a minimum wage job and have to rely on food stamps to get food." So she got rustled and sent me to my room. I probably shouldn't have said that, but man that was really wrong of her to say. Parents shouldn't encourage their kids to go out and get laid, especially when they're not even considered an adult yet.
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Wow sounds like she was joking around and you said something ridiculously hurtful and mean, considering your family situation.

Maybe cut your mom a little slack
Or, y'know, whatever.

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Yea, I admit I crossed the line. It bothered me that she said something like that though.
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i wanted to buy some aqua kitty cards on the steam market but they're around 20-40p each.... and the emoticons are nearly £5 each

steam market is crazy

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Fffffuck, these ain't allergies' I'm straight up sick, getting worse. Is it starve a cold, drown a fever?
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Woke up two minutes before my alarm was set to go off. Fell asleep again.

Woke up a few minutes later, hadn't heard alarm, fell back asleep.

Woke two hours later.

Fuckin shit. I wonder if there was some kind of issue with it, because no fucking way did I not hear it go off at max volume only a few inches from my head.
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Dear apartment complexes:

Please put the building number signs on all four sides of your buildings.

Please put lights on them so I can see them in the dark.

Please design your rooms so that #1103 is in building 11, not building 27 (of 52).

Please list your address on your giant sign out front, and put a lightbulb on that, too.

And for the love of god, please don't build two identical complexes next to each other, with duplicates of every building and room, and then fail to do the above.

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Man I thought I was gonna get through a great day without getting anxiety.

Nope, I was wrong.
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if you make a driving me crazy pun i will kill you

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Throat is so sore. The pain is bad enough, but I can't sing while driving and it's making me crazy.
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Exeres wrote:if you make a driving me crazy pun i will kill you
I don't think anyone wants to go down that road.

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I think we're all getting pretty tired of the puns, honestly.

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HAHAHAHAHA please don't kill me

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Wheel see about that.
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