AWKWARD ZOMBIE

People think I'm a stoner a lot because of how I look. I wouldn't exactly say it pisses me off, but it's kinda annoying. I've heard at least a dozen surprised responses from people along the lines of "You're not a stoner?!" and it really kinda bothers me that people make assumptions like that of me just because of how I look. One time a random guy at Walmart came up to me and asked me if I had any to sell and that really got to me and made me feel bad for a while. Pretty sure the dude was a narc, but still, why would he ask me?

I've had a lot of people try to get me stoned/drunk too, and that gets pretty annoying. I don't like the idea of changing my mental state. I'd rather stay the way I am. Actually almost lost a friend before because he kept trying to get me to try pot. I stopped hanging out with him for a while, and then he finally came up and apologized for it so we started being friend's again.

Just for the record, I've nothing against stoners and whatnot, I just don't personally like the stuff.

That happens to me a lot too. I frequently got asked if I had any weed/eyedrops while in high school. The one time I've been on any kind of drug that changed my mental state it was the painkillers I had after I got my wisdom teeth taken out, and I hated it. I don't know how people thought I was a stoner.

the other day me and some friends went into the supermarket late at night and it was a big new one I hadn't been to yet so when I went inside and saw how big it was I was like "hwoa"

the security guard gave me this look and I'm pretty sure he thought we were hoodlums on the drug

Nice to know I'm not the only person that this happens to at least.

When I lived in Florida I could not walk the twenty yards from my car to the apartment door without being asked if I was buying or selling.

Trust me, that's a Florida thing.

I usually go to Forbes to look at various pieces of news but for some reason the desktop site it broken. I can go there and look at the various news sections but whenever I look at their various articles I get a 404. I can look at the articles on my phone just fine.

They had been attacked by the Syrian Electronic Army a couple days ago, but i thought the only thing that happened was that they shut down user login for security, since I could read articles yesterday and couldn't log in to comment on them.

Saw three deers on the way home, better be extra careful
Enter Permahighbeam-tailgating "Speed Limits Don't Exist" SUV-douchebag

UUUUGHGHGGHH people who think having the right of way makes them traffic gods, FUCK THOSE GUYS.

Did I mention the other day that I had someone driving in my lane on a 2-way road coming straight at me?

The only reason we didn't collide was that I ditched onto the side of the road.

Didn't even move over, acknowledge my honking, or move his head from looking straight ahead.

I don't like big truck drivers around here.

Yo if I could stop feeling and acting like a useless piece of shit that'd be great

Seriously, being a functioning human being is not that hard

My suitemates smoke pot in their room pretty frequently, and I can smell it if I'm in the bathroom at the time. I don't care if people do drugs on their own, but I don't want to have to smell it. Gonna have a talk with them about being stupid enough to do it in the dorm room (because seriously, how do you expect that to be a good idea) and if they don't quit I'll remind them how easy it would be for me to get them caught in the act.

Pipes are clogged so little to no water drains from the toilet and shower.

Didn't even have 5 minutes to shower, could only apply shampoo to a few places and wash it off.

i put on all the weight i lost again after just two days

BT

Nachalnik, weight tends to fluctuate a lot between a few days. If you keep eating right and managing your portions, you'll start to see your weight gradually go down. One of the biggest reasons people give up on losing weight is because they don't see any change soon enough, but it takes longer to lose weight than to gain it.

Exercising will help kick-start your metabolism so you can start losing weight a little faster, but it still won't happen in a week.