AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Why can't you singularly raise the volume of a certain video without raising your maximum computer volume and then get blasted by subsequent sounds???

EDIT:
Another thing. Why does my mouse double click like that randomly? It has only been happening for the past couple days...

One of the ice cubes I consume regularly got stuck to the tip of my tongue and when I pulled it off it peeled off a little bit of the tongue with it and now it stings.

i fucking hate when that happens.

Still sick
Ive gone through half of our kleenex already ugh ughh mucous ewww

Went to the US for Christmas/New Year and have now spent what feels like 2/3 of the time ill. Feels bad, man. Also feeling guilty cos this means Tuxedo Mask has to do basically everything for both of us while I'm sick, yay... >>;

Bent the wrong way trying to extricate several strings of Christmas lights from the daisies tree.

At this New Year's Eve party:
1 arrogant intellectualist - Mensa certified, but frankly I'm not impressed with her intellect.
1 wannabe intellectualist - not Mensa certified, said that he believes toes should be "dexteritous."
1 definite pedophile - tried to take nude pictures of my mother when she was little.
1 probable pedophile - eyes lot up when he found out I was eighteen, told me to sit on his wife's lap if I was cold under the insistence she "has a reputation for warmin people up."

Mensa lady gave me a shitty puzzle she's making (she makes shitty puzzles for a living) that she had essentially just cut out at random. It had the wrong number of squares, and it took five different explanations to get this ~*~certified genius~*~ to realize it.

Holy fuck I am going to explode.

I miss Luigi so much

Don't worry! The year of Luigi will continue into 2014, and since I'm pretty sure it started on RUCKY Day last year it should end ten this year too.

The Year of Luigi will last forever.

For Luigi is Eternity.

All pledge allegiance to the Luigi dynasty.

asking my ladyfriend to coffee and she said no. not knowing whether or not she is trying to avoid me or just is actually busy is killing me man

Timezones are bull.

My parents have really gotten comfortable in their "I'm sick do don't ask anything of me" shells.

And its not like I can do anything or fix anything about this problem, I just have to ride out the shitty attitudes and poor company until I'm able to move out.

Some guy in my guild in FF14 is just seriously pissing me off at the moment. Currently I have a very bad lag, so I'm mining ore wich is the simplest of simple things you can do in this game, and I already have to fight with an 8 second input delay.
Friend started ranting that they can't kill a boss for the story, and naturally we want to help out. I said that I would love to come, considering I like them, but I can't do anything with this lag at the moment.
Then that one guy started forming a group, invited me two times which I declined. I told him both times that I can't come because of lag, and he suddenly says that I as a tank only have to stand in one place (which is the opposite of what you have to do there), but most importantly, starts talking shit how I only want help myself, but don't want to help others, and I should stop asking for help myself now. And then he's telling me that I need anger management and I shouldn't swear - well excuse me that I get angry when someone just randomly starts spouting such fucking bullshit about me.

its been nearly 5 days snce Ive come down with this sickness.
Ive gone thorugh a garbage bag or mores worth of kleenex and TP
I cant laugh
I cant breathe
I cant anything
im just sick of this sickness shit omg