Things that piss you off

[Blake]

Why can't you singularly raise the volume of a certain video without raising your maximum computer volume and then get blasted by subsequent sounds???

EDIT:
Another thing. Why does my mouse double click like that randomly? It has only been happening for the past couple days...

[Barabba]

One of the ice cubes I consume regularly got stuck to the tip of my tongue and when I pulled it off it peeled off a little bit of the tongue with it and now it stings.

[Sollix]

i fucking hate when that happens.

Still sick
Ive gone through half of our kleenex already ugh ughh mucous ewww

[Trixi]

Went to the US for Christmas/New Year and have now spent what feels like 2/3 of the time ill. Feels bad, man. Also feeling guilty cos this means Tuxedo Mask has to do basically everything for both of us while I'm sick, yay... >>;

[Madican]

Bent the wrong way trying to extricate several strings of Christmas lights from the daisies tree.

[YCobb]

At this New Year's Eve party:
1 arrogant intellectualist - Mensa certified, but frankly I'm not impressed with her intellect.
1 wannabe intellectualist - not Mensa certified, said that he believes toes should be "dexteritous."
1 definite pedophile - tried to take nude pictures of my mother when she was little.
1 probable pedophile - eyes lot up when he found out I was eighteen, told me to sit on his wife's lap if I was cold under the insistence she "has a reputation for warmin people up."

Mensa lady gave me a shitty puzzle she's making (she makes shitty puzzles for a living) that she had essentially just cut out at random. It had the wrong number of squares, and it took five different explanations to get this ~*~certified genius~*~ to realize it.

Holy fuck I am going to explode.

[Gryewolf]

I miss Luigi so much

[Turbro]

Don't worry! The year of Luigi will continue into 2014, and since I'm pretty sure it started on RUCKY Day last year it should end ten this year too.

[Winchester]

The Year of Luigi will last forever.

For Luigi is Eternity.

[YCobb]

All pledge allegiance to the Luigi dynasty.

[Dinosaur]

asking my ladyfriend to coffee and she said no. not knowing whether or not she is trying to avoid me or just is actually busy is killing me man

[Barabba]

Timezones are bull.

[The Willow Witch]

My parents have really gotten comfortable in their "I'm sick do don't ask anything of me" shells.

And its not like I can do anything or fix anything about this problem, I just have to ride out the shitty attitudes and poor company until I'm able to move out.

[Tatzel]

Some guy in my guild in FF14 is just seriously pissing me off at the moment. Currently I have a very bad lag, so I'm mining ore wich is the simplest of simple things you can do in this game, and I already have to fight with an 8 second input delay.
Friend started ranting that they can't kill a boss for the story, and naturally we want to help out. I said that I would love to come, considering I like them, but I can't do anything with this lag at the moment.
Then that one guy started forming a group, invited me two times which I declined. I told him both times that I can't come because of lag, and he suddenly says that I as a tank only have to stand in one place (which is the opposite of what you have to do there), but most importantly, starts talking shit how I only want help myself, but don't want to help others, and I should stop asking for help myself now. And then he's telling me that I need anger management and I shouldn't swear - well excuse me that I get angry when someone just randomly starts spouting such fucking bullshit about me.

[Sollix]

its been nearly 5 days snce Ive come down with this sickness.
Ive gone thorugh a garbage bag or mores worth of kleenex and TP
I cant laugh
I cant breathe
I cant anything
im just sick of this sickness shit omg