AWKWARD ZOMBIE

If my stepdad tries to use my relationship with my father to extort labor out of me again, we're gonna have a serious fucking problem. That ignorant fuck has no idea what dynamic our family has had over the years and needs to learn how to shut his mouth.

Maaaaan the stores were playing some terrible christmas music

I don't mind christmas music if you're gonna play the classics but this shit was like festivity without melody

just vaguely merry sounds with terrible pop singing

I feel like shit, I slept for only a few hours and the time I did sleep was terrible.
I just don't want to exist today ugh.

Sister asked me to let her take a shower before I dyed my hair. Okay, cool whatever.

TWO HOURS LATER...

Shit, I thought today was saturday, not sunday

fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

I am surrounded by goddamn morons. I wish I could just turn everything off and go to bed or something.

Every time I try and be stealthy in Monaco people decide to see how many security alarms they can set off. I'm about to chloroform a guard then they set off the alarm putting him on high alert so I can't knock him out, I bump into him, and then start taking machinegun fire to the face.

couldn't sleep last night due to my husband constantly rolling onto his back and snoring and also the dog snoring. additionally, we had taken hoxton to the park to run around and his leash got wrapped around my ankle and i got a really bad ropeburn which decided nighttime is when it needed to start being REALLY PAINFUL like nails being shoved into my heel.

then somewhere around 4am i woke up with food poisoning and was throwing up til 6 or so. kyle stayed home to take care of the dog til lunch when i FINALLY felt better.

then i took the dog (which i'm not supposed to have btw; we were not expecting to have to wait another week to move in when we called in to pick him up,) to the dog park thing at our apartments to get some energy out right when one of the managers was doing a tour. so she totally saw me. it was the manager that gives no fucks (told us to pull the parking stickers off our cars to put on rentals or w/e if we need, and also to park the motorcycle on the patio to avoid parking fees,) but still, now i'm anxious. my neighbour has 2 cats and 2 dogs so i get the feeling it won't be a big issue but idk my dog's bigger than either of theirs :/ like he's too big for this apartment but he's a couch potato so it's worked out ok so far.

the anxiety isn't helping my stomach

im trying to actually do some work so i can have cheddar but i'm exhausted from only sleeping 4 hours last night sigh. glad my boss doesn't care when i work.

super cool how my phone loses service for hours at a time

Pulled a muscle in my chest from my coughing

It hurts a lot

Mathematical induction.

Still sick, though now it's just an inability to sleep decently (IE sleeping 10 hours at a time and then still feeling tired as shit).

I also remembered that the last time I had this was after finals last fall, and just, goddamn this is a time to relax from school, and I want to be active.

Also, fuck muscle cramps. I keep pulling my shoulder and ankle.

There are 15 miles of black ice between me and my house tonight

:c
Be careful, dude. (also, my phone died, sorry.)

There isn't much like those years where it doesn't feel like Christmastime, it just feels like December.