Things that piss you off

[Misterme7]

My glasses are dirty and I don't feel like getting off the computer to clean them.

[Tatzel]

Today is just a really bad day to play FF14

[Kamak]

The new manager at the Wendy's I worked at is a sexual harassing pedophile who continually hits on my friends, one of whom has been dating her boyfriend for 5 years and the other who is underage.
So that's fantastic.
I want to beat his booty down.

And if you think that's the end of this story you are dead motherfucking wrong, this man is a pile of garbage given human form and a libido.

Dude, use the employee complaint system, there should be a number for it somewhere in the employee area or office, if not I'll grab it from my store tomorrow. Douchebags like that need to be reported.

Turbo doesn't work there anymore.

[Turbro]

Besides, he's been reported by all the people he's harassed, and according to one of my friends he isn't scheduled at all this week. Good signs?

[Valbrandur]

Yay, another incident of me carving up my face like a pumpkin in an attempt to not look like a wild hobo.

[Exeres]

Noon - Alright, I'm gonna just sit down and force myself to get this New Vegas LP back on track.

Noon:30 - Okay, I've written down all the skills, perks, and items I'll need to cheat in when I restart, all I have to do now is record all of my quests. Wait, holy shit that's a lot of quests. Okay I need a break.



Five hours later, here I am with nothing further done.

[creakyAccordion]

wow, vine is really shitty'

like on the whole just shit

there is like nothing funny here it is all shit

[Lotharu]

Besides, he's been reported by all the people he's harassed, and according to one of my friends he isn't scheduled at all this week. Good signs?

That's good news, the advice was for anyone still working there, since I know you hated it and left and whatnot.
Should mean he got fired (hopefully) or transferred (regrettably) because managers kinda have to work a certain amount of hours a week.

[Valbrandur]

How the FUCK do I even live with a short temper like this.

[Exeres]

wow, vine is really shitty'

like on the whole just shit

there is like nothing funny here it is all shit

The best ones get filtered into Youtube anyway, just look for compilations there.

[Misterme7]

So I was the last one alive in an objective round and ducked into a cafe nearly dead to search for stuff. Three story building. All that was in there was one shotgun. I go downstairs and the building is completely surrounded so I get ready to do my big dramatic hero death where I shoot until I'm out then bludgeon until I'm dead. I go to open the door and through some glitch(it happens usually so I'm not sure if it's a glitch as it should have been reported by now. I'm thinking it is as it doesn't make any sense) a zombie hits me through the door and kills me.

[Gryewolf]

If feels like there's something in my eye but I can get itout. I tried rubbing my eye and washing it out but still nothing, and it hurts to boot.
This si such a pain in the booty.

[Vax]

If feels like there's something in my eye but I can get itout. I tried rubbing my eye and washing it out but still nothing, and it hurts to boot.
This si such a pain in the booty.

Happens to me almost every morning. It's an enlarged blood vessel in your eye that feels pretty much exactly like an eyelash poking you constantly. It'll clear up in like 15 minutes if you don't rub it (that just makes it last longer)

[Gryewolf]

Oh wow, well I;ll keep that in mind for next time.

[Barabba]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH
CHIBI BUIZELLLLLL!!!!!!
I hate that guy.