AWKWARD ZOMBIE

3 weeks of no hours at work.

Zero.
Im not making any cheddar

I'm not sure if this is the right thread but I find out the guy I kinda like is 29

*writhes internally*

Crisp wrote:3 weeks of no hours at work.

Zero.
Im not making any cheddar

Have you tried being an obnoxious pain in the booty? That's what I did and ended up with double the hours I bargained for.

double nothing is still nothing.

TerraChimaera wrote:I'm not sure if this is the right thread but I find out the guy I kinda like is 29

*writhes internally*

Uh...

Well no, I mean I spoke with my manager and told him that I could adequately pay rent on 12-15 hours a week, which is ideal for me, who needs to pay rent, and him, who needs to have the least amount of people working the least amount of hours possible.

When I showed up to work on Monday, I was scheduled for 28 hours the entire week. (4 days worth of closing shifts.)

It was nice to no longer have to worry about not having hours, but god daisies...

I believe 90% of it was because a bunch of people quit, though.

Kamak wrote:double nothing is still nothing.

TerraChimaera wrote:I'm not sure if this is the right thread but I find out the guy I kinda like is 29

*writhes internally*

Uh...

29/5 + 7 = 21-22.

So long as Terra meats that criteria it's technically not weird...

I am 14 so no whey


Can somebody write me a script that sends a complaint letter to Google every thirty seconds

I could be writing.

Why am I not writing.

Kamak wrote:double nothing is still nothing.

TerraChimaera wrote:I'm not sure if this is the right thread but I find out the guy I kinda like is 29

*writhes internally*

Uh...

For fucks sake, kid...

I can't fucking help it

I just meet a new person online who just happens to play on the same TF2 server as me and my mind's all "GO FOR IT DUDE"

The new manager at the Wendy's I worked at is a sexual harassing pedophile who continually hits on my friends, one of whom has been dating her boyfriend for 5 years and the other who is underage.
So that's fantastic.
I want to beat his booty down.

And if you think that's the end of this story you are dead motherfucking wrong, this man is a pile of garbage given human form and a libido.

my mom is being unbearably nosey about my personal life again and never knows when to drop things either

i wake up and the first thing she does is tell me to open my mail in front of her and then starts asking me why did i buy a webcam recently and what do i do with it

TerraChimaera wrote:I am 14 so no whey


Can somebody write me a script that sends a complaint letter to Google every thirty seconds

That...THAT DOESN'T EVEN FIT THE FIRST HALF OF THE EQUATION!

But, really, even were he of a much much saner age, I would hope that there would be more similarity between you and your crush besides "we play the same TF2 server".

Then again, I dunno, crushes are weird. Would it be too rude to say that it's your 14 year old brain not knowing what to do with hormones yet? I remember when I was that age, it seemed that my criteria for having a crush relied primarily on whether or not they lacked a Y chromosome.

Pretty much

having a 14-year-old brain kinda sucks sometimes

TurboPunz wrote:The new manager at the Wendy's I worked at is a sexual harassing pedophile who continually hits on my friends, one of whom has been dating her boyfriend for 5 years and the other who is underage.
So that's fantastic.
I want to beat his booty down.

And if you think that's the end of this story you are dead motherfucking wrong, this man is a pile of garbage given human form and a libido.

Dude, use the employee complaint system, there should be a number for it somewhere in the employee area or office, if not I'll grab it from my store tomorrow. Douchebags like that need to be reported.

i went shopping yesterday and i've nearly run out of food already