AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Wow, plutonium for under 9 bucks? That's way less expensive then I would have guessed.

Well, first they send the cheddar back in time to invest it, then by the time it's the future you've got enough for a few milligrams.

Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:German customs if you hold that package any longer I'll teleport there and beat you all up

Now my neighbour has it

I think

OOH BABY GO CHECK IT

I'm wondering if you remembered to put my copy of Sin and Punishment in there

Called in on my first day off on a week. I just wanted to sleep in after opening 4 days in a row, but no. Gotta work because we have so little crew members that when one calls off (every day) of the one person not working can't come in, then we gotta call a manager.

I forgot how fucking annoying it is to wear glasses, I can't wait until I can wear my contacts again.

That feeling when you spend twenty minutes trying to figure out why your answer to a math question is wrong, poring over each step to ensure that everything's being done properly, and finding nothing.

Then you find out you added wrong on the second step. Not even difficult addition either; two whole numbers making a third whole number. Just not the whole number you were supposed to get.

I hate math.

have you guys ever had to walk across a tile and then hardwood floor while one of your feet are asleep

because if not the boy howdy do i have somethin fun for u to try

Favourite pastime of mine actually.

Trying to sign up for classes, and my school's online bullcrap piece of crap system doesn't recognize that I'm still following the old curriculum rather than the new one they implemented last year. Which I was told I'm allowed to do. So now I can't register for some of the classes I need because I "haven't completed necessary requirements". Except I have.

Disclaimer: I have no tolerance for touchy-feely insecure angst from friends. I can't stand my friend or his girlfriend when they start freaking out about whether or not they're friends with anyone, myself included. If we're friends we're friends, and that is only changed by touchy-feely exploration of friendship.

That's a big reason it really pisses me off when they do something that might actually cause issues. For weeks, my bud and I have been planning to dress up as Protoman and Megaman for Halloween. Today, the day rolls around?
"Hey where are you, you're thirty five minutes late?"
"Yeah I decided not to come because Sailor Moon feels bad about not celebrating Halloween."

Okay, first of all, the way you celebrate Halloween is by fucking celebrating Halloween.

Second of all, this is the third time in as many weeks he's blown me off without any form of heads-up.

This behavior is actually a step up from the only thing that has ever made my angry at girlfriend, and the dude knows it. I don't know what on earth he's expecting from this. As far as he knows, it's remarkable I'm not actively angry at him, just about his behavior.

Worst of all? I'm never going to hear the end of the apologies and emotional theatrics about this from either of them. At least not until they do something else to warrant new apologies. For the next five times I see them, at least, every word out of their mouth will be directed at questioning whether I'm angry or not, or how I'm feeling, or if we're still friends.

God
daisies

I really hate this humidity. It's freezing cold in here and yet my body hasn't cooled off from walking around outside, so I have goosebumps on my arms while sweating on my torso.

Was about to put together my new desk chair but of course they forgot to put in two wheels in the box.

So I 3/5 wheels. I find it so typical that when you try to put together some furniture, pieces are missing.

The chair also has the same name as Mete (real name), thought that was an amusing coincidence.

I want to transfer the data from my old 3DS to my 3DSxl but I'm worried about losing my town in Animal Crossing since it sounds like the game is deleted in the transfer and you have to re-download it and I'm really confused like will my town be deleted too what the heck
Why can't I find a straight fucking answer goddamn I'm so frustrated