Things that piss you off

[TheStranger]

This is the third day in a row that my brother has uploaded about 10 videos to Youtube, each a half hour long and then refused to stop the uploads despite the fact that everyone in the house is complaining.
Tonight it's just me however so the threatened to punch me in the nuts if I stopped his upload in any way.

I am so fucking rustled at my brother it's not even funny. We yelled at each other for about 10 minutes before he stormed off. I'm considering unplugging the router and hiding it.

Your brother is a fucking, inconsiderate douche. When my brother was being a dick, I told him Id dislocate his shoulder if he didnt shut his fucking mouth, but that may not be a feasible option to everyone.

[Riku]

This is the third day in a row that my brother has uploaded about 10 videos to Youtube, each a half hour long and then refused to stop the uploads despite the fact that everyone in the house is complaining.
Tonight it's just me however so the threatened to punch me in the nuts if I stopped his upload in any way.

I am so fucking rustled at my brother it's not even funny. We yelled at each other for about 10 minutes before he stormed off. I'm considering unplugging the router and hiding it.

Have your parents change the internet password and put him on schoolwork-only restriction. Problem Solved.

[Turbro]

My parents don't know how to change the internet password, I had to do that when we got the router in the first place. Also he's not in school, unemployed and 27, so as much as I would love that solution, it won't work.

It's not even really about the internet, it's the fact that he refuses to change his uploading habits at all. He can set a queue for them, and then have it upload when everyone's in bed, but he decides to wait until 7PM when everyone's on the computer to do it.
And then he said that if we "asked him nicely" he would stop the upload. Which is bullshit because we asked nicely the first and second days, and he kept on uploading shit until we yelled at him.

[Riku]

Ah. well in that case, if he's 27, and not doing school, then just omit the last segment, and ask your parents if you can change the internet password and not tel your brother what it is. As long as he still lives with your parents and isn't providing household income, he can be put on restriction whenever he's at your parents' house, IMO.

[TheStranger]

Got woken up at 6 AM because a flock of migrating birds were having a very loud pitstop outside my window

[SaintCrazy]

Had trouble going to sleep tonight. Falling asleep in my chair today.

[Tatzel]

Sure I'm glad that I got an appointment at the eye doctor, but why does it has to be at 7am auuugh

Thought "Hey lets start with Pokemon X!", when I'm waiting tomorrow until it's my turn I could play a bit. But I completely forgot that a 3DS has 3D (oh wow!), and with my bad eye it's like I'm staring at it from a completely different angle.

Man... you got all this new vidya you want to play and you're excited, but then you're half blind a bloo bloo

[Exeres]

Some dickhead cut me off when he had absolutely no room to do so, and then slowed down so he wouldn't be tailgating the car in front of him.

Best part, his license plate said, "0 LIMITS".

[Kamak]

The limit of his douchebaggery quotient as the distance between your fist and his face approaches 0 is equal to a broken nose.

[Doormaster]

~*~A Dramatic Reenactment of a Coworker~*~

hmmm I wonder if two different items in our inventory system having the same number would cause any problems down the line

better not tell the inventory manager about it or even try to perform an incredibly simple fix because I am a dumb strawman who can't do anything for myself

~Scene~

[Riku]

That was beautiful. Just wait until you win an Oscar. (or emmy or whatever the hell I can't keep all these stupid awards straight.)

[Rinoko]

Either one could be correct, depending on the medium Chinmaster chooses to perform the reenactment. Oscars are for movies and Emmys are for TV. It could even be a Tony if it's a stage production.

[Doormaster]

see it soon on broadway

[Exeres]

Set it to music and he might win a Grammy.

[Rinoko]

Hit it with a crowbar and he could win the Jef and Paul Award for Excellence in Shopping Centers.