AWKWARD ZOMBIE

School internet is being superbutts

It's a 4 bedroom townhouse, I'll going to be looking for someone to replace me and my friend so we can move into a small 2 bedroom apartment, but I am not sure we'll be able to find 2 people we trust enough.
I'm on the lease but I can get that switched to another person when I want to leave, but I'm not so evil I'll make my friends homeless or leave them with rent twice what it is currently when they can barely pay it right now.

so like a month ago? i broke the needle in my mother in law's serger that i'm borrowing

i finally remembered to get a new one, and took it out and noticed that all it said was "organ 14" which was the brand and size, but the style was not listed. (it's the original needle that the serger was bought with in the '80s apparently!) i went to hobby lobby but all they had were 2022 overlock needles, which weren't the right style. i go home.

i go to lunch with kyle at 12:30 but i didn't know up til almost 1 coz i got lost in this stupid booty labyrinth of streets and i was so hungry and rustled ugh and i got lost leaving the place too

after kyle gets home we drive to joann's fabrics which is like 25 mins away and they have NO overlock needles. NONE.

so i spent an hour tracking down the right style/size needle for the serger online and now i have to wait til next week to get them

i can't really do anything to my cosplay without the serger

con is next weekend

cries a lot

My niece and I were playing and she threw a temper tantrum so I told her to leave, she started crying obnoxiously and ran. Kids are such a pain in the booty.

Took a nap and ended up sleeping longer and deeper than I intended. I don't know why I've been so daisies tired lately.

Winchester wrote:Took a nap and ended up sleeping longer and deeper than I intended. I don't know why I've been so daisies tired lately.

Could be seasonal change

Gryewolf wrote:My niece and I were playing and she threw a temper tantrum so I told her to leave, she started crying obnoxiously and ran. Kids are such a pain in the booty.

after working in the children's area at the library, i've learned that the laughter of children typically heralds some great disaster.

Gryewolf wrote:My niece and I were playing and she threw a temper tantrum so I told her to leave, she started crying obnoxiously and ran. Kids are such a pain in the booty.

My cousin recently moved down here and his daughter is like, weird.

Like, I'm fine with most kids, but she's just really odd, she slams herself into walls for fun, bounces her butt on rocks and screams, and she demands to subsist on juice and green beans. And she like clings her arms and legs to you like a human python with her fingernails in you.

Also, sometimes if you talk to her about anything at all, she will burst into tears and cry for a couple of hours for no reason. She can't even explain why she was upset, but it's like screaming crying and then suddenly she's okay.

And apparently there's nothing wrong with her except her speech hasn't progressed enough.

And like, I'm aware of a lot of psychological problems with kids and how they act and I can't even explain it.

There's got to be something up with my family up in new york because like half of the kids up there are weirder than hell.

Yeah.
They're from New York.

Observing how children behave now that Im an adult, Im always amazed that my parents didnt smother me in my sleep or abandon me by the roadside when I was a kid. How the hell did we manage to become the dominant species on the planet when our offspring is SO ANNOYING?!!

TheStranger wrote:Observing how children behave now that Im an adult, Im always amazed that my parents didnt smother me in my sleep or abandon me by the roadside when I was a kid. How the hell did we manage to become the dominant species on the planet when our offspring is SO ANNOYING?!!

Throwing our offspring to dangerous things to slow them down is how the more survival-oriented of us survived and has helped us become the dominant species.

I think it proves just how strong humanity is that it can cope with such burdens.

Yeah, but come on, have you ever seen how worn new parents look? Ive seen corpses that looks less dead.

Hey, children never asked to be brought into this world.

People who don't have kids sure get melodramatic about kids.

Okay, we get it, you don't like 'em. So don't have 'em. Problem solved.