AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Keep getting random stabby headaches.

I just wanna go home

my mom's mad as shit at me for eating what i bought while food shopping the other day

i bought some of the food to eat next week while i have the house to myself and i bought some to eat today and tomorrow

she's mad because she thinks i'm "wasting" food i could be eating for next week and bodaciously expects me to not eat for two whole days

Crisp wrote:I got all four wisdom teeth removed and now I have stitches in my mouth because thats what they do.
Remove your teeth and stitch the sockets back together.

i'm just glad my fever broke.

I remember when i got mine out I subsisted entirely on mashed potatoes, pudding and freezepops for like a week before I could chew. Once I could it was grilled cheese and tomato soup for a few more days before I could eat things that actually required chewing.

Fair warning: Your stitches will fall out by themselves, but the last few are going to be stuck the fuck in there and hurt like a bitch. If possible, go to some oral health place and ask them to snip them out, because mine were stuck in by a knot or something that had been healed on top of, with the two ends of the stitch hanging out, holding together nothing and causing pain, in the top right and bottom left.

And can you regale us with what you remember from that day if you got the knockout gas? Because I love hearing those stories.

TurboPunz wrote:

Crisp wrote:I got all four wisdom teeth removed and now I have stitches in my mouth because thats what they do.
Remove your teeth and stitch the sockets back together.

i'm just glad my fever broke.

I remember when i got mine out I subsisted entirely on mashed potatoes, pudding and freezepops for like a week before I could chew. Once I could it was grilled cheese and tomato soup for a few more days before I could eat things that actually required chewing.

Fair warning: Your stitches will fall out by themselves, but the last few are going to be stuck the fuck in there and hurt like a bitch. If possible, go to some oral health place and ask them to snip them out, because mine were stuck in by a knot or something that had been healed on top of, with the two ends of the stitch hanging out, holding together nothing and causing pain, in the top right and bottom left.

And can you regale us with what you remember from that day if you got the knockout gas? Because I love hearing those stories.

SO far, I can eat soft foods like scrambled eggs and warm barely toasted bread.
Ketchup has been my best friend. so had yogurt. and ice cream. and all other cold/mushy foods. Sauces too. I ate a whole fillet of fish that was coated in non chunk tartar sauce and it helped so much

As for getting knocked out, they didn't give me gas, but apparently the shit they did give me was just suppose to make me high. I fell asleep though because I'm really bad for stuff like that. All I can remember is holding the nurses hand while the dude who put my IV in did that. I also remember him asking me a lot of questions about what I did for work, and where I went to school. I think I called the nurse who held my hand really pretty too. (I really hate IV's okay?)

When I woke up I think I remember swearing a lot? I think the nurse may have told me to stop cursing, but it's really fuzzy and I cant really remember much. I do remember them propping me up because they think I may have (had?) inhaled the ball for my piercing and needed an x-ray. I didn't thank god. But I also kinda remember putting my sweater on and sitting in my wheelchair. After that it's a blur. I remember being pushed in an elevator and then the next thing i knew I was getting in the car. According to my Aunt I was sleeping the whole time we drove and she filled my prescriptions at Walmart. I also vaguely remember getting home and spitting out a lot of blood ont he paving stones. apparently

tl;drI slept the whole way home and the stuff that was suppose to get me high made me sleep and I swore at the nurses aparently.

Just as I thought, instead of paying me back the $300 they owe me, they bought a whole bunch of unnecessary stuff. We didn't need more trash cans. We didn't need candles and candle holders. I NEED the cheddar you owe me. Sure, they owe me way way more than just that, but if there were to actually pay me, I'd be able to actually part off that stupid high interest loan, giving me an extra $230 a month. I mean, she really should have helped me pay it off the entire time, like she promised. Or helped pay the amount we owe our other roommate. Or really they really should just not spend anything. apparently that is the hardest concept to grasp. NOT spending cheddar.
I don't care if there was a sale and you saved cheddar. Guess what would have saved even MORE cheddar? NOT BUYING 40 CAM OF SOUP.

I'm so mad right now.

I'm a giant fucking idiot

I had to leave the cum fort that is my room to come to the office because the power went out. It was super hot, I was super sweaty, and now I'm super tired.
The worst.

Gryewolf wrote:I had to leave the cum fort that is my room to come to the office because the power went out. It was super hot, I was super sweaty, and now I'm super tired.
The worst.

...the WHAT fort?

Apparently my parents really don't think it's necessary to inform me about important health things going on in our family. My mother got operated, and once again I only hear of it once it's been over.

Chances are they're doing it to "protect your chuldlike innocence, which wouldn't be able to handle such a stressor occuring in your life!" which is still pretty insulting depending on how old you are.

Learned the death of a friend, there's a chance I'll lose my job, laptop fucking shat the bed again, and I fell down the goddamn stairs.
I was doing great but obviously it wasn't meant to last more than a bloody month. I just want a fucking break.

Ah, I'm sorry to hear about that Great Handsome Oppressor. I hope things get better for you.

Thing that pisses me off (NSFW):
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Goddamned conveniently placed steam.

This vacation has been horrible so far. The amusement park part is okay so far, but every single thing I say just seems to upset my roommate and it's gotten to the point where I'm about to just go off on my own for tomorrow and do my own thing at the park. We don't have the cheddar for this place, we really should have saved the costs.
I'm just so angry that I can't say anything at all. My opinion doesn't matter in the least.

A computer glitch caused EBT cards in Louisiana to have their limits raised infinitely and people swarmed grocery stores bodaciously emptying the shelves. When it was announced the limits had been restored they left carts full of groceries in the aisles.

I kind of hope they do some prosecuting on this since they can easily find out who decided to abuse the glitch.

Not necessarily suing, just saying "so hey when you spent all that cheddar that wasn't actually assigned to you, you basically took out a loan. you are going to pay it back."

Alternatively, "Since you bought so many extra groceries anyway, benefits are suspended until the account balances out to its usual allotment"