Things that piss you off

[Misterme7]

There's a ton of traffic today so it's going to take my dad forever to pick me up.

[Nachalnik]

i accidently came across my ex's town while using the dream suite in animal crossing and i had really bad anxiety for a few hours because of it

i feel like i'm getting worse

[Winchester]

My anxiety is through the roof and I'm having difficulty keeping it under control

[Lotharu]

I am not sure if I am reading this right... I sure as heck hope I am not, but if I am it appears that soon I will have to pay an extra $500 or so for electricity because we decided to put it on a fixed price and that price was so low. I know I had to pay it at some point, but I honestly thought it'd be only like $30-50 extra a pay period for it so it'd only be around $150-300 MAX.
I don't even know when I will have to pay that and that is what worries me.

[Blitz Walrus]

It might be looking for some payback. I have been known in the past to wag my dick at incoming hurricanes as a show of dominance.

You know what you must do. Stand atop your roof, flying high the makeshift flag stitched together from your pants and underwear. You will face the storm, and through sheer force will not only weather it, but crush it. Let it taste fear, and the next time it gathers strength AND MOUNTS AN ASSAULT, IT WILL REMEMBER.

LET YOUR ANTHEM BLAST FROM THE BATTLEMENTS, STRIKING FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF ALL WHO OPPOSE YOU.

[SaintCrazy]

So tired. Can't move myself to do anything.

[Exeres]

Why has Youtube been sucking all of the dicks lately. They aren't letting anyone else in on the fun, they are just hungry for dicks.

[Reyo]

"Hey, fill out this sheet to say when you're available!"
"OK sweet!"

Fri: 11-5
Sat: NONE
Sun: 5-close

My actual work schedule:

Fri: OFF
Sat: 5-10
Sun: OFF

Oh, OK, good thing I filled out that availability sheet, I can really tell you used it.

I guess I'll go tell my study group to go fuck themselves...

[Madican]

Yeah, I've yet to have a job that actually pays attention to availability, mostly because they know that you have no recourse and if you don't follow what they want they'll drop you and get someone else.

[Reyo]

I guess it's lucky for me, then, that having a job is more of a formality, and that I have no issue with being a pain in the booty when it comes to my schedule. I mean seriously, I've already made it clear that I will work every day of the schoolweek, which includes all of the "bad" shifts where everyone and their mother comes in the restaurant to eat, yet they continue to give me the most random days off, and inconvenient shifts possible.

[SaintCrazy]

I've had this annoying cough for a couple weeks now, it just won't go away. It's not even bad, it's just a throat tickle every few minutes. I wonder if its allergies or something.

[Sollix]

Cant eat solid food.
Sockets feel weird.
AZ help

[Riku]

Applesauce with cinnamon sugar, and drink it through a straw.

Alternatively, make a turkey sandwich with a little extra mayo and mustard, then run it through the blender.

[BurntToShreds]

I get these stupid stress attacks whenever a piece of tech that I use doesn't work the way it's supposed to, like just a bit earlier when I found out that my ancient desktop got its memory clogged up and crashed. I'm worried about this PC being broken when I haven't used it in the longest time and I have a laptop in good working order that can fulfill most of my needs. It's ridiculous, but I just can't help it.

[Sollix]

Applesauce with cinnamon sugar, and drink it through a straw.

Alternatively, make a turkey sandwich with a little extra mayo and mustard, then run it through the blender.

Auntie Riku the suction from the straw will tear my stitches, dislodge my cloths and as the oral surgeon said "Really make your life fuckin' hell if you do it, so don't."

I dont like this pain pls no straws

i will try blending things later, i think today I can move on to foods like mashed potatoes and stuff that'll melt i my mouth, like fish.