AWKWARD ZOMBIE

why does everything happen so much

Came home to strange women asleep in the living room. I would appreciate some warning next time we have guests over. I DO live in this house too, y'know.

maybe she's a succubus

I had to take Nyquil last night so I could sleep. I'm now groggy as all fuck because I took a full dose instead of a half and I'm regretting my decision so much. I keep having to fight the urge to go back to bed.
I'm also extra mad because I haven't gone to the cat shelter for volunteering in weeks because I keep being exhausted every Sunday and wow I'm so fucking mad

Went out with mom this morning. We ate at a diner and it was horrible, the menu was small and didn't have anything worth eating really. The coffee wasn't good either, infact it gave me a stomach ache. I got something super cheap and mom didn't eat. I did like the way it felt though, it was nice and relaxing in there. Even so the morning was super dissapointing, we had to do tons of shopping which took like and hour and a half.

who's dick do i have to suck to get a really cute cat bowl that doesn't have straight fucking side GOD daisies IT

also one of my mice is dying :[ if old age, but still, it sucks.

I was stupid in my Nuzlocke run and lost my starter at the first trainer battle because I forgot I had potions.

Can't fluently read Latin, so I was trying to find an English translation of De institutione musica from Boethius.
NOPE NOPE NOPE.
Oh wait, here's a copy...for $300.

"What a fantastic list of crappy bands. Nightwish blows, always has."

Fuck off, I don't care if you're a "real" metalhead. Still gonna listen to Storytime repeatedly.

- Look-up fields
- filenames with a random amount of spaces between words and symbols (WHO DOES THIS)
- Microsoft Access
- Microsoft
- Access
- Office
- Print Preview
- people who want billions of conditional formatting on forms and then complain when it runs slowly
- Null
- Jet engine

Making databases Syo?

Yup, somehow rolled into a job managing databases for the quality control of a medium-sized company despite having no previous experience or credentials.

my mom calling all my stuff junk right in front of me again

maybe plastic boners is junk to you but it ain't to me

Haha, I am already not impressed with the police in my new town. Ten minutes left on the meter? Oh, you're probably going to be late anyway. Here, have a ticket. I mean, it's not that hard to contest since I had photos. But still.

So I may be fucked because come tomorrow about 1000 civilian workers on base are going to be emergency furloughed.

Guess who's a civilian working in the commissary.