AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Watch what you say bout yo mama boi

I had the flag in Halo 4 CTF, and these two douchetaints from my own team killed me so they could get the points for it. Like...they were legitimately trying to kill me. I had to kill one of them, get a betrayal, and the other guy still killed me.

Luckily, it gave me the option to boot them from the game. It shouldn't happen, because people shouldn't be acting like douchetaints. If you boot people from matches that way, they don't get their medals, right? Right now, that's probably the one thing I want to make sure happens so that I can keep at least some sense of justice in the world...

Gliding snakes are adorable.

22 years was a good run on this earth i'll see you guys later dont ever want to see that again

I thought it was a snake on a zipline.

Well, now I know I never want to be near trees again.

But that snake can be a bro.

Like, he sees you being all unfashionable beneath your tree, so he flies down and curls itself around your neck and bam, you have a fashionable snake scarf.

but sneks is cold blooded so it won't keep you warm

I didn't knew those existed, that is actually incredibly radical

I'm pretty sure gliding snakes are harmless. Always neat to see one though.

My roommates really are just as lazy as I am, so I can't complain. One has a weird habit of pulling out the trashbag to the kitchen so she remembers to take it out, but then forgets about it entirely and I'm left wondering why there's a giant bag of trash on the floor.

Madican wrote:I'm pretty sure gliding snakes are harmless. Always neat to see one though.

i actually ended up watching a 45min documentary on them because of this and some of them are mildly venomous but it's like the same amount of toxicity as an ant bite to humans. so harmless

they're little shits though

Madican wrote:I'm pretty sure gliding snakes are harmless. Always neat to see one though.

For me, I don't mind most animals.

I just hate anything that's hiding or that surprises me.

A snake gliding in the air constitutes terrible things.

My father yelled at me because I noticed that my fork was not clean. He doesn't give a fuck about hygiene and clean dishes and utensils because he has terrible eyesight and I don't think he even tastes stuff properly, so I often find all sort of crap on forks and plates and I never blame him for it or complain or act offended. I just go get a new one without saying anything. But apparently tonight I decided to notice green-brown goo on my fork just to be a jerk and it's my fault he can't wash anything properly and I should just do like everybody else (??) and eat with utensils full of weeks old molten cheese that has been soaked with dirty water and left to dry in a dusty drawer just like he did in the 50s.
Last year I noticed that a glass of orange juice still had dried pulp all over after he washed it, so I put it back in the pile, and I'm not kidding, it took him 8 times to wash it properly. But there's no way he could be to blame, I'm the one being unnecessarily picky by expecting things to be clean after they are cleaned.

Mom made a snide remark on the phone tonight about how she "should have known" that I'd take forever getting my registration put through and that she should have booked plane tickets without me and possibly force me to drive and fly by myself to the wedding in a few weeks.

She also made sure to say it loud enough for me to hear in the kitchen.

Yeah, it's really my fault that the university is a piece of shit, and you know that you waited to buy the tickets because you know I will adamantly refuse to drive or fly by myself and it'd be "embarassing" to now show up with the rest of the family.

She's already trying to goad my sis-in-law and bro to come with their kids, despite the fact that they don't have the cheddar.

And if she thinks she's dipping into my financial aid to pay for this trip, she's got another thing coming.